Scientology

A cult that thinks it is a religion that is pretty much a scam. There is no word that can discribe it at all. It has no evidence backing it up unlike most of the other religions in the US.

You broke my BS meter when you tried to convert me to scientology.

Scientology is based off a book and movie. With no history backing it up.

by †♠Some_guy♠† April 28, 2010

Scientology

Some bullshit called Dianetics cooked up by a wannabe dr. phil with some aliens and space shuttle shit all thrown in for laughs and faggotry. Has literally raised enough money to buy themselves their own personal cruise ship where tom cruse can recite psuedo-scientific, mel-gibson praising rhetoric.

"I think I'm gonna conver to Scientology."

"Yeah, I don't give two shits, sorry."

by Engeljagter May 2, 2010

Scientology

A religion for incredibly stupid people. Also, one of the most successful money scams around currently.

Tom Cruise follows Scientology.

by Derek DF February 26, 2009

Scientology

Noun.
A cult for individuals who need to be taken out of the gene-pool.

Wow, fuck Scientology.

by NotLanden May 22, 2008

scientology

A cryptic and laughable sect, dressed as a religion (for tax purpose) that now advertise on Urban Dictionary (shame on you).

Dude A : Man, did you see those Scientology banners on UD?
Dude B : Yep ! BustedTees may have some lame t-shirts, but at least, the chicks are hot...

by EvilNoodle May 13, 2008

Scientology

Scientology is a cult of assholes that constantly advertise on urban dictionary to try to recruit new victims.

loser 1: Did you see all the Scientology shit on U.D.?
loser 2: Yeah, the ads are fucking annoying.

by purplekilt May 7, 2008

scientology

a highly contagious disease sexually transmitted by tom cruise

nicole kidman was once at risk of catching scientology

by novelty_cheque November 10, 2009