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high schooled out

When a high school kid tricks out his inadequate car (usually a cheap Asian import but is not limited to crappy domestic and European cars) to make it look and sound like it is fast when really it’s slow and sounds like a lawn mower on steroids. This is often done because they cannot obtain a real performance car because of the lack of funds. High schooling out includes a big oversized spoiler, large exhaust pipes, stupid performance stickers, and a John Deere intake kit for that high performance lawnmower sound.
"Hey, did you guys check out Timmy's wheels?" "Yes, its really high schooled out!"
by chickeninmypants August 7, 2006
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home schooled

A person who is socially awkard and does not want to go out in public to meet new people. That's what parents are for anyway.

Generally in a home schooled situation, the stay at home parent is slowly becoming insane, because of having to revisit their past which everyone hated at one point. Over 70% of parents who are home schooling have thought about committing suicide, as they find their own kids as annoying and weird as the rest of the social world does.
Student: Mommy, what are we doing today?
Mother: math
Student:Yay!
Mother:......WHY THE FUCK CANT YOU JUST BE NORMAL LIKE THE OTHER KIDS, BILLY? I DON'T SEE ANY OF THE OTHER FUCKING NEIGHBORHOOD KIDS GETTING HOME SCHOOLED!! I WANT MY LIFE BACK!! YOU LITTLE DIRTY ACCIDENT!
by ronws23 August 20, 2009
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home schooled

adj:

Too be taught at home.Describing the process in which one or both parents keep their child out of public or private schools to better insulate them and indoctrinate them into their own world view. Often done by religious or anti science zealots to prevent their child learning alternate real world views.

slang: A put down said of another who struggles with any view outside their own.
I tried to talk to him about evolution, but he was home schooled and told me Noah brought Dinosaurs on his Ark.
by Hasbro July 6, 2006
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Schooler

One who "schools" (see Schooled)

Schoolers' victims are known as Schoolee (see Schoolee)
Frank - "Hey dude, I totally schooled that nerd from woodshop class in!"

Mitch - "Oh snap! That makes you the schooler and him the schoolee!"

Frank - "You said it, bro."

*Slaps five*
by Koolguy_GT500 March 16, 2010
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home schooled

An adjective used to describe a person, situation, or object that is lame, sucks, or clearly needs a beating.

The term "home schooled" has started to replace the politically incorrect term "gay" as it was formerly used in a derogatory sense. Not only does it appease the modern sensibilities, but also no one likes a home schooler.
Carlos Beltran watching the final pitch of game seven in the NL championship sail over the plate was totally home schooled.

Don't be so fucking home schooled, you whiney bitch!
by Vilhelm October 20, 2006
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Scooner

A sum of cannabis that is rolled in a zig zag or rolling paper that is formed into a marijuana cigarette which is smoked.
"Hey man, Erick has that fat scooner ready to be smoked. I saw it in his car somewhere." "David, remember what Franklin did last time you lit up with out his permission? Lets just wait." "Naw man its not a big deal. Once I spark this scoonie doob up Franklin will be walking out of the store trust me."Alright man your taking the heat for it if he gets angry."
by JahBlazeTheFire420 February 5, 2013
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