Long Distance Schnoodle

The rejected Olympic sport of getting the longest possible distance of stretched foreskin over another man's (circumcised) penis. Also referred to as LD schnoodle

Mark: Hey Dave let's go to McDonalds

Dave: Sorry man I have to practice my Long Distance schnoodle there's a meet coming up

Mark: Wtf that isn't even a real sport you fucking creep!

by TheWizardOfWisdom March 19, 2013

schniken schniden schnoodle

a word that sounds german

gutan tag, bologna, and heinz.

by Holly October 11, 2003

Schnoodle

substitution for any dirty word

"Are you schnoodling his blurple?"
"Are you scnhooldly seriouse,what the schnoodle?"
"That bitch is a total schnoodle"

by Heather Lyane Smith December 27, 2007

schnoodle

N: a dog breed cross between a schnauzer and a poodle

Jimmy's new puppy is a schnoodle.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 13, 2019

Schnoodle

An uncircumcised penis with extra long foreskin.

Paul, put your damn schnoddle away, it smells lake gay dumpster sex in here!

Last time I went fishing with Paul we weren't having any luck. He pulled out his schnoodle and used it like a casting net and caught a monster trout.

This is the last time I agree to putting that schnoodle in my my mouth, Paul. I lost consciousness after choking on all the loose skin.

by anonymous December 21, 2022

Schnoodle

Schnoodle: (verb)To flirt in a cute, playful, and innocent way. Its often gross to witness

Mom, dad, don't Schnoodle in front if me. It's disgusting.

by NEWLEZ TRUSILE December 26, 2016

Schnoodling

The act of passionate tip to tip rubbing of the head of the penis between two men.

I don't feel like butt sex tonight, I was looking forward to just schnoodling.

by thumbs October 29, 2019