schmeglemelch

a evil monster killer vagina with razor teeth to chop off your dick... the owner is normall a fat zitty turb monster... never approach a schmeglemelch or do anything sexual by or to it.... you will get ate by its mighty razor blades

holy shit ashton got his dick cut off by that crazy ass schmeglemelch when he touched it

by crazydickeatingvagina O_o December 22, 2009

Schmefley

Nerdy beyond all belief, socially fucktarded

He is so schmefley, look at him just schmefling about, he's going to die a virgin.

by Lizvenom January 19, 2014

Scheryled

To be agree to meet up or arrange to do something and fail to show up.
Stood up, blown off, lip service, ignored, rebuffed

Brenna scheryled me again... she never showed up at the gym...

by jdillpickle January 22, 2019

Schmecle

penis, cock, dick, the salami

After you sleep with a prostitute pour some lime juice on your schmecle.

by gqny69 January 24, 2021

Schmeckle

Aka crumbs. Little pieces of mystery food on your face and chest.

“ Mike has popcorn schmeckle all over his beard and tshirt. I wonder if he went to the movies today? “

by Redshorts69 February 8, 2022

Schmeckle

A first decentralized logarithmic blockchain-based cryptocurrency.

- Hey man, how many schmeckles for 3 silver spoons?
- 3 Schmeckles, bro

by noturregularrusky August 7, 2022

Schmeatloaf

Schmeat - Meaning a chode or short stubby penis
Loaf - Meaning a loaf

Schmeatloaf - A loaf of chode

Jace: Hey homie whats ur dick like bro
Drew: Ngl man i got a bit of a schmeatloaf goin on

by Schmeatmeiser September 24, 2022