Schingles

When you are getting a blowjob from a girl and you stick your big toe into her vagina

Yo, she was givin me some good head so I just pulled a schingles on her

by Jr10103 March 11, 2010

wanger schlanger

a wanger schalnger is a type of german sausage, but since it will be said very seldom in this sense, if you hear it anywhere outside germany, the likelihood is that the person saying it is referring to a penis.

"oh man, my wanger schlanger got covered in shit last nite after i bum fucked your dad"

by matt December 2, 2003

schmale

a german guy living in scunthorpe. has attained legendary status after a friend fucked his mother, then all his friends made t-shirts bearing the phrase "i fucked schamles mum", with a photo printed on the shirt.

I fucked schmales mum.
Schmale I fucked your mum.

by S&K July 14, 2006

schmageggy

everything (like 'the whole nine yards,) New York City usage, circa 1960

I had to listen to the whole schmageggy

by J. Schwartz December 18, 2004

schlange

snake

A snake lived in pond.

by Shauna February 28, 2003

Schmangled

When something is distorted.

“What is that?”

“I can’t tell, the image is all schmangled

by Jillnye February 21, 2018

Shmangled

Being in an excessively intoxicated state from either, alcohol or marijuana consumption.

"Dude, do you want another hit?"
"Nah man, I'm already shmangled."

by urban vernacular December 26, 2013