schmazeltov

A sarcastic congratulations for a job shittly done.

I fucked your girlfriend

Schmazeltov asshole, so has everyone else


"Legalize it!" ^_^

by Jdawg Chronic n Lil Beezie February 3, 2009

schake

A gay fucking fag that sucked at hockey and should be on the B so gen mav and Colton can be on the A also he is a fuckboi and should die

Schake is a fag

by Count boi December 14, 2016

Schwake

The small, dry pieces of a bag of low-quality cannabis known as schwag, that collect and reside at the bottom of your bag until you're left with nothing but these small pieces. At this point, you are left with a bag of schwake. A very unrecommended choice by which to get high.

The word is a portmanteau of schwag and shake.

"Hey, it's your hit on the bowl of schwake."
"No thanks, I would prefer to not nauseate myself by smoking that disgraceful excuse for a bowl."

by Satan Johnson May 16, 2008

Schmate Man VICK

An arrogant person who tries to convince people of a false history behind his family name. Often also heard falsely touting relations to famous people of yore. Generally perceived to be a liar.

Bob Fytzgaruld: Did you know that my last name is pronounced "Lincoln"? And Abraham Lincoln was my great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather.

Smart woman: Avast, you rogue. These are lies of the most detestable sort. I perceive you as a Schmate Man VICK and thus a teller of falsehoods.

by SuperMegaFoxyAwesomeHot23 January 23, 2011

Schmackers

A term referring to a pair of female breasts. It is most commonly used to describe those with a visibly low center of mass as a result of age or braless lifestyle.

Synonyms: "Floppy Knockers", "Swangin' Tatties"

Fred: "Did you see Susan's schmackers?"
Steve: "See'em? I can hear them from here?"

by djmattyice July 3, 2018

schmaelz

The kid who picked his nose in Caddy Shack and then ate it.

Nice pick, Schmaelz!!

by navillus March 31, 2004

Schumaker

a penis in a vagina ..

i love schumakers...
Schumakers are awsome
Bitch i watched some schumakers last night

by Corey Fitzgerald April 7, 2008