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schmeezer

Someone who:
1. Hates freedom
2. Doesn't know what is right for the community
Don't vote for that schmeezer, they'll totally screw you over.
by csrsld March 11, 2008
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Scheizer Noozle

The scheizer noozle is the fine German art form of gently fucking a sleeping or passed out girl in the ass.
We went out for sauer kraut and a few pilsner's but she passed out in the cab on the way home. I had to carry her up two stories to my flat and put her in bed. When undressing her plump milk fed ass I couldn't help but spread those golden german cheeks and give her a good scheizer noozle.
by jrlitterateur May 1, 2020
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scheele

Scheele is a Badass Family they will win every fight.
When you are a Scheele you are very cool and maby German.
Scheele,s are cool
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schleeze

My father is a schleeze, let us disown him.
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sheezels

Sheezels is a made up word which is a better and nicer word to use instead of shit
What the sheezels is this!?
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scheee

Used to audibly describe someone’s fat ass
by Slade204 November 25, 2020
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Schneezer

Adjective - When a moment in time is intolerably stupid moment. Also known as a hyper bruh moment

Verb - To morb as such high speeds it skips stages
Adjective - How did you not realize it said HDMI out on the dock? you're so schneezer

Verb - You're making me schneezer
by ShinyKinlex July 30, 2022
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