Homo Satchel

A playful term used for a purse, bag, or satchel carried by a man which gives him the appearance of being gay.

Aaron: Hey, check out my new bag. The pleather shoulder strap makes it so comfortable to wear, and it goes with everything.

Levi: What bag? Oh, you mean that Homo Satchel! Do you use that to carry your tampons in?...Faggot

by Dirty Rogue October 21, 2009

bling satchel

A cute/trendy bag or purse. Usually used in conversation from one girl to another.

OMG, Holl, love the new bling satchel!

Hold on, gotta grab the bling satchel!

by LauraCMU February 4, 2008

scratchy satchel

Itchy scrotum.

Due to an unfortunate scrotal rash I eagerly paw my scratchy satchel.

by richippr September 29, 2008

Rot Satchel

When your ball sweat has that stinky tinge of vinegar and asshole. Sometimes it seems to be accompanied by a faint scent of bleach. It can also smell like leftover pussy from the night before. Either way, your balls, or the satchel that contains your balls, smell like hell

I cant stand that bitch, so the next time I get her to blow me, im gonna make sure I got some nice ROT SATCHEL ready for her

by thefallingdream January 18, 2010

snatchel

An overnight bag packed in preparation for a one-night stand or any other sexual encounter. Standard contents include: toiletries, cheap body spray, stain remover, condoms, lubricant, handcuffs, sex toys, GPS transmitter, pepper spray, mood music (Barry White, Marvin Gaye, R. Kelly, etc.), and emergency penicillin shot.

-"Gotta go. I just received a booty call."

-"Be careful."

-"Oh, don't worry, Mom. I always keep a snatchel in my trunk."

by das_commish January 10, 2011

satchel

*A slang term referring to the scrotum (AKA : male testicles).

*A slang term referring to a bag of marijuana.

*A type of case used by military personnel, often equipped onto their clothes; satchels are used for storing certain items & equipment.

"He kicked me in the satchel!! >.< "

"Hey man...got the satchel man? Heheheheh...."

"In Splinter Cell, you should always check an enemy body for satchels."

by Dave July 6, 2004

Dick Satchel

A synonym for ones scrotum, the pouch of skin containing the testes.

"Dude.. that's it.. you're getting punched in the dick satchel."

by UnivrslRemonstar October 1, 2011