Scallys are lowlife scum who generally hang around street corners or shopping complexes waiting to either rob or intimidate someone.
They understand no large words from the english dictionary so stick to insults like 'Knob' instead of stringing together amusing profanities such as 'Knob - Jockey'.
They are generally seen wearing fake 'designer' clothing ranging from adidas to a hot favourite 'henry lloyd'. They generally wear caps that are too small for their heads thus restricting all possible blood flow to thier tiny brains, big 'Rockport' boots are popular, stripey jumpers make them look like convicts and of course tracksuit bottoms tucked into their cartoon socks are standard.
Only scallys and cyclist tuck in their trousers. Cyclists have a proper reason. To keep the bottoms from tangling with the chain. Scallys however use it as a place to store stolen goods. The items they steal will of course not fall from the trousers as they are tucked in. Why doesnt some one tell them about elastic?
Older scallys (20-30) are generally jobless and are rarely seen unless it is dole day or they are out robbing.
Younger scally females often find it essential to be pregnant by the age of 15. They generally call their devil spawn awful names like 'Michaeeloh' This of course means many more scallys are introduced into the world each day to provide a very amusing source of entertainment for the rest of us.
They understand no large words from the english dictionary so stick to insults like 'Knob' instead of stringing together amusing profanities such as 'Knob - Jockey'.
They are generally seen wearing fake 'designer' clothing ranging from adidas to a hot favourite 'henry lloyd'. They generally wear caps that are too small for their heads thus restricting all possible blood flow to thier tiny brains, big 'Rockport' boots are popular, stripey jumpers make them look like convicts and of course tracksuit bottoms tucked into their cartoon socks are standard.
Only scallys and cyclist tuck in their trousers. Cyclists have a proper reason. To keep the bottoms from tangling with the chain. Scallys however use it as a place to store stolen goods. The items they steal will of course not fall from the trousers as they are tucked in. Why doesnt some one tell them about elastic?
Older scallys (20-30) are generally jobless and are rarely seen unless it is dole day or they are out robbing.
Younger scally females often find it essential to be pregnant by the age of 15. They generally call their devil spawn awful names like 'Michaeeloh' This of course means many more scallys are introduced into the world each day to provide a very amusing source of entertainment for the rest of us.
by RandomHero January 21, 2004
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1. A person who is known to be a treacherous lying son-of-a-bitch, and usually smells bad.
2. A term of endearment used by pirates.
2. A term of endearment used by pirates.
by Dr. Poop February 5, 2003
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They're the reason why we can't purchase a graphics card at a normal price.
Scalpers are literally the bane of everyone's existence.
They're the reason why we can't purchase a graphics card at a normal price.
Scalpers are literally the bane of everyone's existence.
Derp: You see ted over there?
Berp: Yeah
Derp: He's a scalper
Berp: Ew fuck that guy
Derp: Yeah fuck him
Berp: Yeah
Derp: He's a scalper
Berp: Ew fuck that guy
Derp: Yeah fuck him
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Get the scaley mug.A.a thin, surgical knife used to cut open skin for surgery, insertion of implants, etc.
B.the best invention EVER.It just gets humans THAT much closer to perfection.
B.the best invention EVER.It just gets humans THAT much closer to perfection.
A.I had to go under the scalpel for my implants last Tuesday.
B.I love the scalpel;I used to be an ugly fuck and now I'm gorgeous!!
B.I love the scalpel;I used to be an ugly fuck and now I'm gorgeous!!
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