scalp pizza

A small to medium size scab found on the scalp. Usually as a result of a recently busted zit.

After scratching the back of his head for a moment or two, Bob presented a fine slice of scalp pizza at the tip of his forefinger.

by Kobiyashi Maru January 6, 2009

scalp hugger

(noun) - The alien creature that lives atop Donald Trump's head.

Watch out, that scalp hugger is using its host to become president!

by Celboy March 27, 2016

Scalp strings

Scalp strings are hair, but it's a better word for it.

Only little bitches use the word hair.
I am going to brush my scalp strings

by ISwearIDon'tLikePeeGuys December 25, 2019

beard scalp

The skin underneath a mans beard; the beard scalp usually forms after one has had a very manly beard for several years.

Steve uses coconut oil to moisturize his beard scalp.

by slax0r December 1, 2016

scalping the monster

The act of ripping herpes scabs from ones dick.

He screwed your sister last night...looks like he'll be spending the next week scalping the monster.

by me5000 October 24, 2010

Waistband Scalping

When your waistband tugs on your pubes and it starts pulling them out.

I have a bad case of Waistband Scalping.

by VestiaryGolem2 June 19, 2018

Scandinavian scalp

A manscaping procedure, which involves the removal of a layer of ball skin and penis skin.

I went to the spa and got a Scandinavian scalp done.

by anonymous October 17, 2022