Bohner Scale

A scale to determine the hotness of a girl. Derived from the slang "boner" which was changed to bohner as an twist on the accents of people.

In the Bohner Scale, 120 is the hottest a girl can get. This means 120000 red blood cells per centimeter of dick tissue
60 is average
0-30 is BAD
negative numbers are so fucking bad, they make all the blood cells zoom out of your dick. the girl has to be HELLLAAA unbelievably ugly

person 1- " DAYUMMMMM Bob! look at that girl, shes definitely a 120 on the Bohner Scale"

person 2- "oh yeahhhh! she made my bohner shoot straight up man.

by coolkid10 April 24, 2009

The Yale Scale

An all-inclusive hotness rating scale for females. It is a three-digit number, the first digit a 1-10 rating of the female's face, the second digit a 1/0 indication of whether or not you would tap that (1 being yes and 0 being no), and the third digit a 1-10 rating of the female's body.

*whistles* Wow, I'd say she's a 6-1-8 on The Yale Scale.

Really? I am not impressed. I think she's more of a 4-0-5.

by NZCDCeleb July 10, 2011

Asian Grading Scale

Typical Asian Grading Scale as found on California primarily Asian high school's website:

A= Average
B= Bad
C= Catastrophe
D= Disowned
F= Forgotten Forever...

Now you know why we spend half our times buried in a book. Doesn't this asian grading scale answer so much? To our parents, this does not seem harsh. Go figure.

by Random Asian 2012 October 3, 2012

The Scalene Triangle

Ah, the scalene triangle.

Person: Ah, the scalene triangle.
Person: FUCK ME SCALENE TRIANG-

by JohnnyBrunch September 10, 2012

50/100/150 Scale

This is the standard scale for starting a Sugar Daddy/Sugar Baby relationship. It equates to blowjob/vaginalsex/analsex. From this baseline, as the relationship grows and trust is built, an allowance is discussed.

When I start talking to a new sugar baby, I make sure she is okay with the 50/100/150 scale.

by SugarDaddyMichigan January 16, 2020

The Cocoa Scale

An incredibly racist way of defining how black a person is in relation to types of chocolate, cocoa content and using famous black people as comparison. Purely for comedy purposes.

The Cocoa Scale is:

Idi Amin, fucking hell he's a 100% cocoa solid
Barack Obama, he's about 65% so milk chocolate
Lewis Hamilton, I'd say he's about 50%, slightly milky
Chinks and Asians, anwhere from 30% to 50% depending on the quality, a hint of milk
Random whitey= less than 30% i.e. white chocolate

fyi nerds, geeks, sci-fi fans and jews tend to be more pasty due to time spent indoors infront of computers or at delis and banks so around 15%

by i-ain May 30, 2009

Scarlet Police

Group of three girls (Vampire, Maid, and Librarian) that dress to impress and to stop crime in Gensokyo. They do not like fairies, especially ghetto ice fairies that make their own milk. Surprisingly causes more harm than good in most scenarios.

cirno: *being fucking ghetto*
remilia: unless you dance in the next five seconds, youre under arrest
cirno: *dances*
sakuya: youre still under arrest.
scarlet police on ghetto patrol

by doesmydogiggywearmakeup November 12, 2021