Skip to main content
Slang for female masturbation, describing the 'all natural' way of pleasuring oneself using the fingers.
Oh shit! Melissa caught me scratching the pink turntable on her bed!
by Stephanie L. September 7, 2005
mugGet the scratching the pink turntable mug.

chicken scratch

Really bad hand writing that only the person who wrote it can read it. Most often it just looks like scribbles.
Bob I can't read your chicken scratch! What does this say??
by Sasha June 27, 2003
mugGet the chicken scratch mug.

Vinyl Scratch

The white unicorn from My little pony Friendship is magic. Her coat is white and has red eyes but as shown in season 1 she's wearing glasses. Her mane and tail is blue with light blue stripes and is shown for only 5 seconds in Episode 14 Season 1. Vinyl Scratch's nickname (DJ name) is DJ P0N-3.
Rainbow Dash: Hey Vinyl, you make great music, I loved your performance!

Vinyl Scratch: Thanks Rainbow. Be sure to tune in to my latest tracks.
by MichaelLi1339 October 27, 2011
mugGet the Vinyl Scratch mug.

scratching narse

to scratch at your gentalia in public for a prolonged period of time, usually to impress a hot girl or smoking weed through a bong located in a black mans anus. both being equally pleasureful
"Look at Dan he can scratch narse like Denzel Washington."
"Homeless men will be scratching narse for money."
by Charlie Budd October 29, 2005
mugGet the scratching narse mug.

Itchy and Scratchy

Scratchy is a cat that has been teamed up with a psychotic mouse named Itchy. Itchy usually has quiet interesting ways of disposing of Scratchy. The exploits of this cat and mouse team are featured on The Simpsons.
Scratchy has been cut up by various implements, burned alive, had his internal organs ripped out of him on several occasions, had his eyes knocked out with a hammer, and so on.
Scratchy has only been able to defeat Itchy once.
by jesster79 March 3, 2004
mugGet the Itchy and Scratchy mug.

scritch

the actual meaning of scritch is:
(1) (noun) A deep soothing scratch on the back of the neck or between the ears.
(2) (verb) To pleasantly abrade the skin beneath another\'s fur; to perform an act
of benevolence usually as a reward for past aid.
(3) (noun) An instance or situation where skritching occurs; a furr who enjoys
skritches
by glrbird September 27, 2003
mugGet the scritch mug.

Scratch Attack

When you get all itchy and you spend 20 minutes scratching yourself cause it feels so good.
Person 1 - I just had a massive scratch attack

Person 2 - I feel fat and sassy

Person 1 - Right...
by Z-bone December 1, 2009
mugGet the Scratch Attack mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email