Ma’s Box

A derogatory term used for one’s mother’s vagina.

Person A: “You smell.”
Person B: “Ya Ma’s Box!”

by BigMammal94 August 8, 2018

Menifee’s Box

The theory that if there is a 1/3 chance of a subject drinking piss out of a dunkin doughnuts “Box o’ Joe” then, by the transitive property, the subject drank 33% of the total Piss.

“Holy shit! I think someone pissed in one of those three bottles, and I saw Derrick drinking one!”
“Oh my lord, this is just like Menifee’s Box!”

by WomanTackler November 6, 2021

Pandora's Box

In Project Zomboid, Pandora's Box means when you open a door of any building and a horde of zombies appears after you open it. catching you off guard and most likely resulting in your death

Person: "Damn, all 4 of us died because we opened Pandora's Box." (Louisville Grand Ohio mall)

by Zepherixs August 17, 2023

Shopper’s Box

(noun)
A slang term for a woman’s vagina that smells unusually pungent, musty, or sweaty after a long day of shopping — especially after walking through malls, trying on clothes, and skipping deodorant down there. Often associated with a mix of sweat, stale fabric, and department store fatigue.

Think: heat, friction, and zero ventilation.

“Bro, I went down on her after she got back from the outlet mall. Straight up got hit with that shopper’s box.”

“She looked hot, but when the leggings came off… whew. Macy’s clearance rack had more air flow than that shopper’s box.”

by MafiaFrogg June 25, 2025

Schrodinger's Box

When two people who have underwent Gender Affirming Nullification Surgery perform the sex position normally refered to as "Scissoring"

"Did you hear Mx. Odditie and Slushi hooked up at the party?
"Yeah I heard they were Schrodinger's Boxing last night!"

by SLUSHI.EXE July 30, 2025