THE GREATEST HOLIDAY CREATED IS HERE! welcome one welcome all! satin day! today we shall celebrate by drawing pentagrams and summoning the great demons of the very fiery depths that we shall meet upon our very demise!
person 1: its satin day you know what that means!
person 2: what does that mean?
person 1 (in a demonic voice): time to be my sacrifice bitch!
person 2: wait no please oh god no please let me live!
person 1: goodbye Darrel
satin: thanks for the summon mate
person 1: Darrel wasn't that important it was definitely worth his life for you my friend
satin: that is a very nice thing to say
person 2: what does that mean?
person 1 (in a demonic voice): time to be my sacrifice bitch!
person 2: wait no please oh god no please let me live!
person 1: goodbye Darrel
satin: thanks for the summon mate
person 1: Darrel wasn't that important it was definitely worth his life for you my friend
satin: that is a very nice thing to say
by mrpwes November 1, 2019
Get the satin daymug. Black satin sheets are generally found in the houses of fellas in an attempt to 'attract the ladies.' One may also find a leopard or cheetah print blanket, throw or curtains when finding black satin sheets. Ladies do NOT attempt to lay in the black satin sheets. If the fella also has matching boxers...run; matching STD may come with this guy to complete the package.
See also 'sex sheets'
See also 'sex sheets'
Ex. 1) The guy had black satin sheets on his bed and a cheetah print throw.
Ex. 2) Michael's black satin sheets were not to be trusted.
Ex. 3) He returned to the room in black satin boxers, then once he pulled away the blanket on his bed it revealed matching black satin sheets. At this point, Jessica knew she was in trouble and ran for the door.
Ex. 2) Michael's black satin sheets were not to be trusted.
Ex. 3) He returned to the room in black satin boxers, then once he pulled away the blanket on his bed it revealed matching black satin sheets. At this point, Jessica knew she was in trouble and ran for the door.
by The girl from the flats May 8, 2013
Get the Black Satin Sheetsmug. on the 20th of June it’s national satin day! A celebration and appreciation of all things smooth, glossy and lustrous.
by Anonybird June 16, 2024
Get the National Satin Daymug. Pablo's satin itched all day at the nursing home.
by smitty666 July 26, 2018
Get the satinmug. Weird ass goofy girl that loves to be with her boyfriend but has very bad temper for being 5'2 so watch out she isn't afraid of what people say about her because is used to being picked on for her name but are also the most caring girl to find she a ride or die.
by SatinandJJ May 4, 2022
Get the Satinmug. Male practise of wrapping women's satin lingerie (panties, camisoles, slips) or satin garment (gowns, skirts, blouse) around his erect penis and stroking said garment up and down his shaft to simulate PIV sex.
The garment can also be 'worn' on a pillow for luxe humping.
The garment can also be 'worn' on a pillow for luxe humping.
Guy: "Fuuuuckkkk! This satin fuck feels as good as actually fucking!"
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Guy 1: "My gf's satin prom dress is killing me ... I need a satin fuck real bad."
Guy 2: "Dude, really? Foreplay, fuck 'n cum?"
Guy 1: "Yuh, Jizz Central ... Ima gonna hammer it tonite!"
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Guy: "Lisa's satin nightie fits my body pillow perfectly. This'll be the best satin fuck ever!"
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Guy 1: "My gf's satin prom dress is killing me ... I need a satin fuck real bad."
Guy 2: "Dude, really? Foreplay, fuck 'n cum?"
Guy 1: "Yuh, Jizz Central ... Ima gonna hammer it tonite!"
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Guy: "Lisa's satin nightie fits my body pillow perfectly. This'll be the best satin fuck ever!"
by Nerdsmith May 11, 2024
Get the satin fuckmug. Muku's man
by sashins woman August 30, 2021
Get the satin Camillemug.