satanic

A type of religion revolved around Satan. Opposite to christianity as it is more revolved around Self-Indulgence, nothing to do with goats or pedophile in fact 1 of the satanic laws is not to touch young children and stay out of others way unless they get in your way, if they do, DESTROY THEM!!!

Remeber 666 tatooted on the Devils bleeding CHEEEEEEEST!!!!

by Lord Fuck U September 29, 2003

Satanic Bible

Written by anton szandor lavey in 1969. As the name says, it is the "bible" of satanism. Can be downloaded from satanic-bible.com

"Blessed are the destroyers of false hope, for they are the true Messiahs - Cursed are the god-adorers, for they shall be shorn sheep!"
-(Satanic bible) The Book of Satan,

by biosatanist September 23, 2006

Satanic

A group of people whom are the 'opposite' to Christians. They do not, in fact, worship 'Lucifer', 'Satan', of 'the Devil'. The words 'Satan' is meant as another word for 'me' or 'myself'...As is 'Hail Satan'='Hail me'. They belive that in fact, that the human being is a power all in itself and yet is nothing more than another form of animal.
True Satanic people do not participate in animal/human sacrifices, mass sexual orgies, or child raping/molesting. (Unlike those Catholic priests out there...)
If you bastards would actually take the time to look up the Church of Satan's website, you would know this. Also, you would know this if you read the Satanic Bible by Anton Szandor Lavey.

Those whom are Satanic lead a path of harmony, while those whom are Christian want nothing but to control others through their false god.

by Tofu June 24, 2004

satanic

1. Pertaining to satan or satanism.
2. A term used by simple-minded fundamentalist christians for anything that their minds can't comprehend.
3. Any celebrity that is extremely hated.

1. Satanism is satanic.
2. This foreign language is satanic because I can't understand it and therefore must be cursing our children!
3. Justin Bieber is satanic.

by udusers1 July 12, 2011

Satanic Plunge

While having sex in the doggystyle position remove penis from the vagina and thrust into the anus. Then, exclaim "WITHIN YOU I PLANT THE SEED OF EVIL" in the most satanic voice possible. See also Bucking Bronco.

I don't think I will be hooking up with Sally anymore. Last night I gave her the Satanic Plunge and she wont take my calls.

by El-Dogfather August 27, 2005

SatanicksWife

sometimes, I get comfort knowing me and bun are friends. I was sick and crying one day, and bun made me feel better just by sending cute emojis and emoticons and just by being itself. I started crying even more but for some reason they weren’t tears of sadness, they were tears of joy. I was confused on why bun was being so nice to me, and why ever bun would be nice to somebody like me? I was crying because I knew I had a friend that truly made me feel better

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by wheretheproblematt April 9, 2022

Satanical Garden

Like a Botanical Garden, but filled with Cacti, Poisonous, Thorny and Deadly plants. Usually they are located around a ritual pentagram in the center, where Devil-Worshippers sacrifice people and animals. They then water the plants with the blood of victims, and grind up there bones and compost their flesh to make new gardens.

Timmy got the field trip location wrong, and went to the Satanical Garden instead if the botanical garden. He was sacrificed.

by SovietRyan November 14, 2014