Sargasmic

The act of showing sarcasm while also pretending to climax during sexual activity

Girl 1: "Hey so how was last night with Edward?"
Girl 2: "lets just say he wasnt able to sense my obvious Sargasmic attitude"

by DaddyLowdr December 11, 2016

Sargasm

A physical reaction characterized by the involuntary spewing or release of bodily or other fluids from any body orifice triggered by hearing an extremely funny or shocking sarcastic comment or joke.

"Oh, my god! That comic tore that heckler apart. I think I peed a little!"

"Dude, you had a sargasm."

by Doctor Deep September 23, 2011

Sargasm

The end result of speaking down to someone in a condescending tone until they hate-fuck the ever loving shit out of you.

I was such a a prick to Jennifer last night, that she gave me the best sargasm of my fucking life.

by Jacquestopus June 16, 2024

Sargasm

Sarcastic Orgasm

Cade had a Sargasm when he saw his granny´s cameltoe.

by SavageDictionary December 11, 2017

Sargasm

To have an orgasm but be sarcastic about is

"Oh yeah keep rubbing that spot"
"I really enjoy that"
"Oh no um not doing a sargasm, I really enjoy this"

by saggy_fap_face April 18, 2017

Sargasm

The moment of pure pleasure you receive from being totally sarcastic!

I was so sarcastic with a telemarketer that I had a sargasm!

by RanMan318 May 26, 2022

Sargasm

When you get hit so HARD by a sarcastic comeback that you can do nothing but smile and give congrats.

Right on !!!.....your sarcasm bout gave me a Sargasm!!

by Punkin head scruggs April 1, 2022