smooth as sandpaper

A way to criticize someone for failing to do something easy because it is obviously rough for them.

Reggie: Watch me tie my shoes! Oh no! I forgot the bunny ears part!
Art: Wow! You are as smooth as sandpaper, Reggie! Now let's get back to 11th grade math.

by von groovy August 8, 2017

sandpaper sally

a woman who has an incredibly bad herpes outbreak, to the point that that her vagina feels like sandpaper

"Last night I scored, but she was a sandpaper sally!"

by jbirdington May 28, 2008

sandpaper mittens

the hands of a woman who is so bad at masturbating her man, that it feels like shes wearing sandpaper mittens

my jimmy is so raw this morning. I think that cow had sandpaper mittens

by sonic68 February 6, 2009

sandpaper pussy

a black girls pussy who doesn't shave because black hair is alot stiffer than white hair

Ricky got himself some of that snadpaper pussy last night.

by Mikeagod March 21, 2005

sandip

a monkey lookalike, rather dopey, but is extremely cute and loves to partay

You: Is that a monkey?
Me: No, its a sandip!

by LaDy_P July 8, 2006

sandpaper baseball bat

A baseball bat wrapped in sandpaper used for anal torture; also "sandpaper baseball bat of doom"

by Pissed Off Paul October 9, 2003

Sandipan

Sandipan is the best boy or man you can ever get. He is helpful, lenient, patient, lovable, smart and intelligent. He is bound to have qualities such as respect for parents and elders and is always very very helpful. If you ever come across someone named Sandipan, hold on to him as he will be the best gift of life to you.

Sandipan is the best man i have came across.

Sandipan will be the most successful man of all time.

by TheRealGodofThe World November 24, 2021