liz samson

an absolute bitch who uses generally sly and dirty ways to break up with you. This is even worse if she happens to be religious and protestant. Also, a girlish woman who uses your heart and leaves it withered away

Man i can't believe she told me her parents were getting divorced so she could break up with me, an absolute liz samson

by wheresthepeaceandlove June 29, 2009

JD Samson

a member of the electro-punk feminist band Le Tigre

JD Samson i fucking awesome, I love her!!!!!

by rosex September 14, 2007

Samson Alabama

Small tiny town in lower Alabama that has two stop lights and everyone’s fucking a relative.

Omg she’s got to be from Samson Alabama.

by Anonymous892621 August 26, 2021

Austin Samson

(1)A lil' bitch whom doesn't have the particular testicular dimensions to face the people he's screwed over.

(2) generic bro whom thinks all women are shit when he's dumped do to him being a manipulative sack of 💩

STRANGER: "hey what's that smell?"
Me* looks a foot
Me: "damn it, I got some Austin Samson on my shoe."

by Savagelysalty😂😅😭 December 2, 2021

Dirty Samson

When a woman cuts off a man's hair and fist-fucks it up his ass.

Delila gave Joe a Dirty Samson after he passed out while they were having sex.

by Mys_Maux November 5, 2009

Liz and Samson

they make people laugh, they write stickers and stick them on their friends, they design cool shite, and they like it.

i woke up this morning with a "your ma's your da" sticker on my hat, "ah fuck,liz and samson"

by citybanger March 22, 2009

Samson Cortina George

Discovered the first mobile phone back in 2003, also discovered the first electron and volt in 2017

Have you heard of Samson Cortina George? Yes, didn’t he discover the first mobile phone?

by Foxtrot Oscar May 31, 2019