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Samson Ta 

A boy who is alone for almost all his life he is a sad one I would treat him better
Samson Ta by Loan Ta September 18, 2022

Samson Dinning 

Samson Dinning is a cute little beast of a man who will attempt to kiss, hug or touch you. He can be bi-polar as f*ck sometimes but he’s usually nice. Sometimes he jumps on top of you and grabs you by the collar and assaults you. He’s also a part time drilla who begs for attention and friends.
Samson Dinning jumped on me yesterday, what a drilla.

Samson Dinning 

That kid has no mates 💀
Yeah I know! He’s such a Samson Dinning

Samson Mabbitt (Mr Mabbitt) 

A bald and ginger YouTuber who teaches English, He loves mushrooms and does them on a daily. He is completely against teaching students and talks about mushrooms instead.
Sir, can we please learn something?
Na don't interrupt my mushroom rant.

Samson Mabbitt (Mr Mabbitt)

Brock Samson 

The quintessential bad ass. Serves as the sole body guard of the Venture Family.

He went to college with Dr. Thaddius Venture and after nearly killing him in a drunken rage leaves the next day to join the military.

Constantly smokes cigarettes, washes his american muscle car, and maintains the highest level of physical conditioning.

Bangs out all the bitches, kills anyone in his path efficiently, and clean.

Serves as a mentor for Hank Venture (the blonde brother who looks like the Freddy from scooby doo) and most importantly has a license to kill.
Brock Samson will fucking destroy Jack Bauer, Chuck Norris, and whoever else you want to throw at him using only his ass if he has to.

Brock samson 

The cigarette-smoking, muscle-bound, mullet-headed bodygaurd of the Venture Family, known for extreme acts of violence
Brock Samson just killed 88 people with his pinky finger!
Brock samson by Alex Rogers March 23, 2005