samir 

(n)To kill one after they have fought another player in Halo and their shields are down.

Also means to admit to being a fire hazard

Dude, stop being a samir, that's the fifth time you've samired me!

samir by wonkfa December 10, 2007

samir 

(n) the act of being in a constant, never-ending fight with one's boyfriend/girlfriend

(v) to be verbally assaulted by one's significant other for countless hours at a time, separated by small moments of uneasy peace

A: yo man u won't believe what happened
B: what
A: iv been fighting with my girl for the last 4 hours on the phone
B: wow.. u jus got samired

samir by UofAlaska February 8, 2010

Samir 

GAY, samir is the gayest guy

that guy is samir

Samir by samirisgayyyy October 16, 2019

Samir 

The slang term for the sack that holds a mans testicles...

Dude, my samir is itching so bad right now, i think i caught your crabs.

Samir by (====3 May 21, 2011

Samir 

A lonely king
Looking for a Queenie

He has been searching for days.

That poor guy

Yeah he is a Samir.

Samir by FroggieCCC September 27, 2018

Samir 

To to describe the faggiest annoyances in the world; A noob or scrub

"Oh man my brother is being such a samir! He told on me for calling him a loser and now I'm grounded."

"That kid is such a samir at this game"

"Quit being a samir and stop crying!"

Samir by Mike Croch December 14, 2008

Samir 

a human, of male gender, that resides in a small no name town in jersey. has no friends, a small penis, loose asshole, and likes every guy he sees.

his middle name is flounder, and he likes chocolate cake and gay midget porn.
He's really into track, and thinks hes the best.
His last name is CarBoner

hes really cocky, but only cuz he gets one in his ass on a minutely basis. he has a small brain, and a big mouth.

attempts to flirt with girls to hide that hes gay... fails miserably

Samir Cardona is a flaming horny homosexual pirate

Samir by Whoa man its ME October 18, 2008