scratchy satchel

Itchy scrotum.

Due to an unfortunate scrotal rash I eagerly paw my scratchy satchel.

by richippr September 29, 2008

Rot Satchel

When your ball sweat has that stinky tinge of vinegar and asshole. Sometimes it seems to be accompanied by a faint scent of bleach. It can also smell like leftover pussy from the night before. Either way, your balls, or the satchel that contains your balls, smell like hell

I cant stand that bitch, so the next time I get her to blow me, im gonna make sure I got some nice ROT SATCHEL ready for her

by thefallingdream January 18, 2010

satchel

*A slang term referring to the scrotum (AKA : male testicles).

*A slang term referring to a bag of marijuana.

*A type of case used by military personnel, often equipped onto their clothes; satchels are used for storing certain items & equipment.

"He kicked me in the satchel!! >.< "

"Hey man...got the satchel man? Heheheheh...."

"In Splinter Cell, you should always check an enemy body for satchels."

by Dave July 6, 2004

Dick Satchel

A synonym for ones scrotum, the pouch of skin containing the testes.

"Dude.. that's it.. you're getting punched in the dick satchel."

by UnivrslRemonstar October 1, 2011

satchel mouth

Very chatty, a person who talks A Lot, someone who never stops talking.

It can never be quiet around Anna with her satchel mouth.

by orario May 31, 2016

Gash Satchel

1. An annoying person

2. A bag for keeping the female genitalia in.

1. Sarah Jessica Parker is such a gash satchel

2. Sarah Jessica Parker is carrying a Gucci gash satchel

by zertrudetrouting June 10, 2009

Satcheled

1.When the whole community knows a man is packing more potatoes than meat.

2. fully clothed teabagging

1. After the lamest 3 minutes of her life it was obvious "Mr. Stud" was satcheled.

2. You know your in the wrong "gentlemen's club" when the doorman informs you they draw the line at being satcheled.

by assjacker253 August 5, 2009