Salesmanned

When you get talked into getting something, usually overpriced, that you didnt want or need because of a clever salesman.

"Look at this stainless steel pencil sharpener I just got from the SharperImage?"
"Dude.. how much.."
"..Fourty."
"Oh God you got salesmanned!"

by Corey2008 January 2, 2009

Salestina

A beautiful girl, Heavenly considerate of others but cold hearted

That girl Salestina I swear.

by Zebra3920 November 27, 2016

saleeah

Saleeah is a beautiful young lady who has a heart she is a angel in special she's wonderful awesome in curious at the same time she nice in also crazy but she a outgoing person

There goes saleeah OMG

by Saleeh March 14, 2017

Rectal Salsa

The prolonged (and rather smelly discharge) left behind after a fierce night of anal sex. Can be mixed in conjunction with a Chicago Martini to make quite the punch for your special get-togethers.

Man...we have to stop doing it so hard..I don't have enough tortilla chips for my rectal salsa.

by Dr. Matt NotSoDangerous August 16, 2004

After-sales service

After the first time they have sex together, a guy calls or emails the girl to say something nice and prevent her from feeling cheap.

Can also mean spending time on the phone or in-person during a later friendly date (not leading to sex) listening to the girl's problems.

Fred: Is Josh still on the phone with Becky ? It's been like an hour.

Bill: Is Becky the girl he banged the other day?

Fred: That's the one.

Bill: After-sales service.

Fred: Hope he didn't offer an extended warranty.

by Trickypat March 28, 2010

salesian high school

Half the student body got kicked out already

Step kid : yo why u transfer

Salesian kid:I got kicked out for throw a snowball
Salesian high school

by Vaginia sizzzsss March 7, 2019

Sales Bastard

Noun A person who exhibits the traits commonly associated with a salesperson such as excessive friendliness, obliviousness to rejection, and a willingness to engage in mechanical tactics like mirroring posture. Often used pejoratively, the connotation is that someone is acting in a manner typical of a salesperson, not necessarily negatively. Term can also be abbreviated as SB.

I feel like such a Sales Bastard - in that meeting I talked about the weather and golf while asking about my prospect's kids then presented a bunch of PowerPoint slides and asked a bunch of arduous questions until it was time to leave. Of course, I complimented the receptionist on my way out. What's that? Did I get the business? You bet your ass I did!

by CoolGuyRandall November 19, 2009