Safety Snap

When you send a random snap for the sole purpose of ensuring that you keep a snap streak alive.

"Why did you send a picture of your wall?"
"I'm just sending my daily safety snap to keep the snap streaks alive."
"Ah right, makes sense."

by kcdah October 7, 2016

internet safety

A List of rules that most kids are shown at a young age about how to be safe on the internet when in reality The internet Is never a safe place and You cannot Protect yourself In it.

(in theory) Parent: Here are the internet Rules
kid: Yay now can be Safe!

(In reality)
Typical Internet chat forum

kid:Hi guys
guy 1: F U
guy 2: brah i will ddoxx yu
Guy3:?i stole ur dog
guy4: (NOT SPAM) Have Free Money!!

(One Safety rule)
If a guy harrasses you tell a parent or guardian

(Inreality)

kid: moooom this guys theatening me!
2 days later
guy: i stole ur Bank money your life insurance your Food, i will destroy you

internet safety is so not A fake reality of People who belive everything should be rainboys and ponies

by Wolfu July 24, 2016

safae

She is the sweetest, loyal, honest and trustworthy girl ever. She is a talented, smart, respectful, lovely, understanding and considerate girl. She hates going to school and writing notes. She strongly believes that respect goes and it comes meaning;have respect to her and she'll have respect to you. She is a goddess when it comes to fashion

Safae complete your assignment today.

by $àfàé December 29, 2018

Safety

New York way of saying “peace” “be safe” “goodbye”

Friend 1: alright man I gotta go, I’m bout to see my family in Brownsville.

Friend 2: alright safety gang😎

by NameChanger420 June 4, 2023

Safety Fart

The act of sitting on the toilet to do a fart, often caused by the fear of following through.

Rob really needed to fart but had just eaten some spicy ass Indian food, so he sat on the toilet and did a safety fart to avoid shitting his pants.

by Northern1 April 26, 2011

safety meeting

Code for smoking weed. People in authoritative positions usually never know what this means. Also, watch the video "Get Safe" on myspace video. You'll get the idea.

Person 1: "Dude, we should go get one of those bread bowls from domino's."
Person 2: "Yeah, but lets have a safety meeting first."
Person 1: "Ohhh for sure!"

by katieiscool? August 26, 2009

safety fuck

Someone who is overly paranoid about the safety of their children, partner, etc. A safety fuck will often implicate certain rules to prevent injury or harm. Eg. "Don't catch a train in peak hour because you may be pushed on the tracks and killed by a train".

"OMG my dad is such a safety fuck he won't let me go camping with you because he thinks I will throw deodorant cans in the camp fire".

by CrazyCraig1 November 28, 2012