Asian swamp eel

A common practice between friends in Japan resulting in one friend slipping an eel into another friend's rectum. It is most commonly done as an old traditional drinking game in which the first person to pass out is the lucky recipient. Daniel Tosh loves this prank, especially because it results in massive internal hemorrhaging and dehydration thus resulting in death due to hypovolemic shock.

One day, Daniel Tosh, a very strong supporter of globalization, agreed to party with a group of Japanese chefs. Tosh, being the lightweight that he is, got very drunk, took his pants off, and passed out at the party. The Japanese men spread his cheeks and inserted their prized swamp eel into his rectum. Luckily for Tosh, he was so used to taking things in the ass that the swamp eel had little effect. To this day the Asian swamp eel lives in the lower bowels of his intestine, eating the pride (that he swallows daily).

by Tee Gharrity November 15, 2010

SWAMPMAHN

Xavier Medina, best known by his stage name Swampmahn, is an American-born, based rapper recording artist and record producer from Manhattan, New York.

Coming out the swamp
Still hating saying so many things
Oh my gosh
In this doing me
Balling like Chris Bosh
Wondering
I don't even know
What to say

SWAMPMAHN best rapper alive he's so fucking raw!!!!

by 4thapaper100p February 19, 2019

swampage

When you are completely wet from your ass crack to the top of your back. Causes extreme wetness and grossness. Usually caused with direct sunlight.

Jesus dude, i don't want to play basketball anymore until you wipe yourself down with a towel, you have massive Swampage.

by Swampage April 17, 2008

swamp clam

when a girls vag is sweaty and wetter than a swamp

Jamie: damn Sam i have major swamp clam after running that mile in P.E.

Sam: me to Jamie.

by broski12 September 25, 2009

Swamp Angel

The prettiest woman in rural backwoods or swamp areas. She looks good because she is better looking than the other ugly women found in the area. Most likely to be found at the bar and sighted by a man who has had too much to drink.

Drunk - "Hey bartender, see that pretty little swamp angel over there. I'm gonna try and take her home tonight."
Bartender - "You might want to take off your beer goggles and re-examine her."
Drunk - "I'm not drunk, she's beautiful!"

by m.ick December 2, 2010

Swamp Cream

A delicious creamy substance found on Dagobah, where Yoda lives. Also happens to be Yoda's favourite food.

LUKE - "Hey Yoda, buddy, what do you fancy for lunch today?"

YODA - "Swamp cream I crave"

by Coggy-Geary January 19, 2021

shrek's swamp

a place that you need to get out of

Shrek: GIT OUTTA ME SWAMP
You: *gits outta shrek's swamp*

by crustycrocs September 2, 2019