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Santonio Holmes

The MVP of the 2009 NFL Super Bowl.

Wide Receiver for the Pittsburgh Steelers out of Ohio State University.

Made the game winning catch with less then a minute left in the game to put the Steelers in the lead 27-23.
That catch by Santonio Holmes was so amazing, no wonder he won the MVP!
by Peter Ol February 1, 2009
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Santonio Holmes

To make an incredible save or bail out, like Santonio Holmes did in Super Bowl XLIII.
"Dude, we were so almost busted last night."
"Really? How did you get out?"
"Ah, Grant pulled a Santonio Holmes."
"Nice!"
by superbowlxliii February 4, 2009
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Swanson

Named for Parks and Recreation great, Ron Swanson, a noted man's man, expert whittler, creator of the Ron Swanson Pyramid of Greatness, steak enthusiast, and mustache aficionado.

To "Swanson" something is to succeed spectacularly. You didn't just achieve your goal, there wasn't even a hint of failure.
Girl: "You must have been starving! You Swansoned that steak!"
Boy: "Yeah, I was hungry. It was delicious."

Boy 1: "Start filming, I'm going to Swanson this jump!"
Boy 2: "Already rolling, bro, go for it!"
by KweenRider November 30, 2011
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Swansonian lie

To be so wrapped up in your own sarcasm that you forget the truth; To inadvertently lie due to overwhelming sarcasm; blur the line between truth and sarcasm
"I can't tell if I'm being sarcastic anymore, I may have told a Swansonian lie" sarcasm lie
by Swarcasm April 2, 2010
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swanson pyramid of greatness

if your not living your life by it, your living wrong.

the ron swanson pyramid of greatness is a pyramid chart of the most badass TV character ever introduced to the fucking planet. it slowly teaches you how to be destined to become a badass white guy stuck as director of park and recreations at a small town in indiana who hates government but works in it as well. a dedicated fellow, this chart will make you a ron swanson.

"If you have any complaints, questions, or concerns, deal with it yourself, like an adult."
-Ron Swanson
"the swanson pyramid of greatness taught me how to be the perfect american and not some uncultured swine like the fucker reading this"
by mr swanson July 31, 2018
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Stanton

A small town in Orange County, California known for motels, meth heads, and bums. The more north you go down highway 39 the shittier it gets.
DRIVING THRU RALLY'S IN ANAHEIM

Me: Dad, there's so many Tweakers here, where are we?
Dad: Son, we're in Stanton
Me: Stanton? This is more like Zombieland almost!!
by Raven Cristophl June 5, 2020
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Kent Swanson

A person who tries to impress another while also still claiming that they are better than the other
You're being such a Kent Swanson, knock it off!
by Kent Swanson November 28, 2022
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