East Stroudsburg North

Located small town in Northeast PA that has grown exponentially in the past few years thank to a large influx of people from New Jersey and New York. Everyone comes in from the city and expects to have some kind of respect or status because theyre from BX or BK, like we really give a damn. Nearly half the white kids believe they are black, when clearly they are not. The teachers (mostly younger at the school are someone you are very likely to run into at a college party - very awkward. The high school football team never wins, more people show up to basketball games than football games, teachers there have been known to sleep with each other then leave theyre spouses and children for another teacher, the high school is called East Stroudsburg North though it is really located in Bushkill, PA and the adress reads Dingmans Ferry, PA. The lunches had to be revised becuase students are too fucking fat, guidance counselors are unhappy middle-aged women, and upperclassmen fall under the spell of skanky little freshman slores, usually named corinne. Almost 5 girls are pregnant every year. Teachers have also had relationships with students. You hear stories about someone getting caught fingering his girlfriend in class. We have the ugliest cheerleading team ever, the poorest homecoming decorations & floats ever, and the only pep rally we have becomes a goddamn dance party. The rival high school is East Stroudsburg South, and their whole athletic population is on steroids. Any bit of news travels down the mountain in no time, everyone eventually finds everything out. Our local mall is smaller than the Wal Mart. Wal Mart for some unknown reason is also a hangout for dense teenagers that have nothing to do at 2 AM. The local college, East Stroudsburg University, is a hot spot for senior high school students to get theyre party on.

"So did you hear about Js party on Friday?"
"No whattabout it?"
"Its an open invite, EVERYONES going!"
...a few hours after the party unwinds, everyone gets kicked out becuase of ridiculous amounts of assholes showing up.

"You know that student teacher, new to East Stroudsburg North?"
"Yeah..."
"I ran into him at an ESU party last weekend..."

by Student1 December 8, 2007

Stross

An athletic person who is good at every sport in which they participate, and an overall force to be reckoned with.

You are so good at sports Stross.
or
Yo, i want that Stross on my team.

by Stross August 16, 2006

Strauss'd

Primarily used in an academic setting to describe a scenario where a person has no choice but to mindlessly follow along with a situation that may have negative consequences or be completely void of logic and reason.

This originally referred to the Kafkaesque attempt to learn the philosophy of the German-Jew Leo Strauss (an attempt best described as a futile, self-infliction of mental anguish) but has since evolved into a more generic term. Professors and advocates of Strauss' philosophy are known for being staunch defenders of his writings through even the most devastating of critiques.

Characteristics of Strauss' writings are:

-Summing up the ideologies and life's work of a philosopher in a brief, passing remark when a thorough and in-depth knowledge would be necessary to comprehend the arguments being made.
-Writing ironically or, without warning, speaking from the perspective of a writer he completely disagrees with.

-Using the same logical fallacies that he criticizes in others.
-Writing an endnote that fills multiple pages of text.

The term is applied when an absurd lack of reason or logic has forced the victim into an uncomfortable corner.

Student A: "But didn't Aristotle say (example)?"
Professor: "Ah but Strauss said about Aristotle that (loosely related example). Does that make more sense now?"
Student A: "Ok..."
Student B: *whispers* "You got Strauss'd"
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Student A: "How are your finals going?"
Student B: "Fine, except my professor moved up the due
date on the term paper. Now I have 3 papers due on the same day."
Student A: "You got Strauss'd."
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by StraussStudent June 5, 2011

Brooks Stross

The grammatical correct term to descride a horny lady bug that uses it's wings to beat down other competing lady bugs for the one it wants. Once the Brooks Stross gets what it wants it then transforms into an ant where it is stepped on. It is often known to be hyper and or annoying at all times. It can be found in the North Western region of America.

Wow! Look at that Brooks Stross, it is annoying and hyper.

by aussieriemen December 1, 2009

stroudsburg

one of the most boring places on earth.. packed with new yorkers thinking they're tough cause they're from the "b.x." or somthin stupid, ive lived here my entire life and all i hear are these city kids complaining that its boring.. i always tell them that they should move back if they dont like it here, nobody wants them here and they're all corrupting the whole area.. stroudsburg used to be empty in the 90's but as soon as 9-11 happened they poured in. again nobody wants them, there is over 82% new yorkers or other city people in stroudsburg high school, it is packed. so please do all us natives a favor and move back "yo".

city kid: yo man, this place be dumb borin yo

stroudsburg native: shut up and leave then, stop complaining you cant always have it your way.

by rap's a joke April 13, 2006

east stroudsburg

east stroudsburg north is located in the small little town of bushkill PA. the small town consists of two high schools that are bitter rivals and both suck at sports. north cannot play football for their lives : . south does steroids : we have two mcdonalds two wendys two perkins AND A FLEA MARKET !! everyone in this town SWEARS that they are right off the ave, jamaica ave that is. OH HOLLA. and everyone has a fake accent bc they are either from queens, bK, or the boogie down BRONXX. you can find your teachers always at the sarah street grill screaming "BITCHES BITCHES BITCHES" or screaming bc theyre best friend slapped them bc they wouldnt make out with each other. as for the kids we are all either drunk high or sexed up and NOT PASSING THE PSSAS. (PA placement passing test ;; study island HOLLLA) white people are the minority. even though half us think we are black anyways.

miss householders a hoee in East Stroudsburg; 1000 dollars CASH MONEY in East Stroudsburg, TU MADRE in East 'Burg. Wat up Wat up

by ur mother OH HOLLA May 17, 2006

East Stroudsburg South

East stroudsburg South is the name for the high school in East Stroudsburg, PA located on North Courtland Street. It is currently undergoing a large renovation to update the building and make more room for growth based on the recent population influx and the need to remove all the asbestos from the building. The school boasts some very successful sports teams including football, girls basketball, soccer, track and rifle. Contrary to popular belief, the athletes at East Stroudsburg South don't take steroids. This was a rumor made up by some bitter North students who can't accept that they'll never beat South at football. East Stroudsburg South is a bitter rival with Stroudsburg and the two teams face off on Turkey Day every year for the Little Brown Jug. After East Stroudsburg North opened in 2000, they fancied themselves as a rival for South but seriously. They suck ass at everything. East Stroudsburg South's school colors are purple and white and their mascot is the Cavalier. The South campus is the far more superior campus as the North school is almost entirely populated by New Yorkers and wannabe white kids who insist that they're actually black.

I went to the Civil War game last night East Stroudsburg South vs. East Stroudsburg North. It was a slaughter again when South beat the shit out of North.

by Former South Student 03 March 18, 2009