stealing the monkey's banana

To take something of great importance from someone, purely for the purpose of laughing at them.
i.e taking a monkey's banana from it.

David: "I think I'll go steal that deaf kid's hearing aid. Just for shits and giggles."

Marcie: "You can't just go stealing the monkey's banana like that!"

by Alex Conway January 20, 2009

Stealing December

A kick ass band out of Newark, Delaware who needs to have more all ages shows because their fans under 21 can't see them as often as they would like.

Guy 1: "I'm bored. Let's go to that Stealing December show tonight!"
Guy 2: "Yeah dude, lets go!"

by Girl in the green scarf. March 3, 2009

Stealing the tongue from the foxes mouth

Our lying friend Emmeline tried to convince us that she had the saying "stealing the tongue from the foxes mouth" accepted by Urban Dictionary. This was clearly not true, so now the saying refers to the action of lying about having one's Urban Dictionary suggestions accepted.

Emmeline: Mate, that's well brenga!

You: What? Wtf does "brenga" mean?

Emmeline: Haven't you heard? Everyone's saying it. I made it up and Urban Dictionary accepted it, now it's their Word of the Day.

You: Low it mate, you're stealing the tongue from the foxes mouth again innit!

by Papa Tredz September 28, 2013

Stealing Grass

the act of being in a place where one does not belong; to trespass.

Alex: Is that guy stealing grass?
Manny: No, hes allowed to be here, hes the maintenance guy.

by StreetBikeTakeover June 6, 2010

Stealing Shadows

A very descriptive word that should only be used when insulting someone. This word will make your friends hate you for saying to them. Stealing shadows is like murdering. Dont use this word unintentionally

HEY, YOU, THERES SOMEONE STEALING SHADOWS HERE! IS IT YOU?

by Aquanite1 June 15, 2016

Stealing dick

The act of a girl tying a guy to the bed and going a town on him continuously to the point that the guy would not be able to see his dick for a good period of time.

....like I couldn't see it for 30 mins straight. She just stole it! That's stealing dick!

by Samogram March 30, 2017

stealing duke

Steal Cocaine and snort that shit

Tyson has been stealing duke

by -Noble-Six- July 14, 2017