superviso sleazo authority fuckhead (SSAF)

This is when your 'supervisor' decides that coz you are female & his dick smashes into his forehead everytime he sees you (even when you are wearing no make up being totally dowdy) the fucker repetitively waits for you to enter the carpark, zooms up beside you the moment you get out of your car, waits for you in buildings, waits for you in the garden just outside your office, blocks carparking so that you will not be able to park and then having fucked your arrival comes to apologise and offers to drive you to your car, you suspect that hes breaking into your house and going through all your clothes perfume lingerie.... as he acts oddly each of these specific days even saying stuff like "I am not stalking you..." He requests the name of your ex and writes it down. He breaks into sweats every time he sees you & you notice that he is becoming more like grey in colour when he sees you & he wants to just come into your office at the slightest reason & he sits with his fist against his mouth while talking. THIS MY FRIENDS IS THE WORST CASE OF SUPERVISO SLEAZO AUTHORITY FUCKHEAD.even with being threatened by his mgr even with me yelling at him he doesn't get it because he is disabled by his dick obstructing his view of reality & enjoys being such a sleazo & getting an anxiety rush. The guy is fat & the age of my dad - gross PUKE! First I quit my job. Second I move house. Third I go to kill him (not really - something else that will make him think twice about being so SSAF).

Superviso sleazo authority fuckhead (SSAF): Would you like a lift to your car?
Me :No it's only 100mt over there
(SSAF): Would you like the newspaper? Would you like a coffee? Would you like a... Would you like a....Would you like a lift to the market? Would you like a... Gee your looking sporty today...Ohh thats a pretty ribbon in your hair... I thought women were supposed to be pretty... Danny thinks youre the sexiest guard on site...Thats ok love/darl/love/darl...Would you like a...Hello....Good morning....Hello Hello Hello Would you like...Would you like...There's little difference between rape and sex...You are looking happy tonight... She always looks happy doesn't she boys... Why are you smiling...How are you little one...I just wanted to say sorry for blocking you in would you like a lift to your car...You look so pretty & young I thought you were a student...I am not stalking you... I wouldn't lurk in the bushes waiting for you would you like a lift to your car.. can I drive you anywhere?...Thats a pretty ribbon...It's going to be a lot better here without 1 or 2 people hey Richie Hey Richie...What do you call that hairstyle???

by phoenix144 January 19, 2014

SSDDFI

Same
Shit
Diffrent
Day
Fuck
It
Show's a general lack of carring about what ever's going on at that time

Same as SSDD but with fuck it added.

by UberWolf February 6, 2004

sudafed

Sudafed- it relieves congestion and potentially sounds like a girls name "Sue Dafed." This is in reference to a female that makes sure that her male partner does not experience painful vasocongestion (aka "Blue Balls"). Basically, the anti-thesis of Blue Balls. Most males would consider it a good thing to meet Sudafed -She will make sure you are "relieved." Or, it could simply be a girl that you tricked into believing blue balls was an actual serious medical condition and subsequently took care of your "business."

Yeah last night was kicking, I meet me a little sudafed and I am feeling all cleared up this morning, no more congestion.

by the maker of words April 20, 2006

Stdafo

To follow a Crazy pollock owner on a daily trail to no where, only to be stopped by another crazy pollock in charge

Make sure you make 10 STDAFO's this week to achive your goal.

by Da Sales Master April 19, 2009

Sadaf

Some one who is sad as fuck! Can be a way to describe your mood. How you express yourself in abbreviated form. Commonly used in text communication.

Friend1:"Dude I'm sadaf."

Friend2: "same"

by 49ers86 June 2, 2019

ssda

SUPER STUPID DUMB ASSHOLE. Someone who constantly gets on your nerves and talks alot of shit and nothing worthwhile comes out. They talk so much shit their brain is constipated.

stinks musty funky foul ingorant shittalker funkbunk

My neighbor is such an ssda I had to call the City to ticket them because of their stench. I need a breathing machine when I try and converse with them.

intelligent bright unforgettable pleasant smelling orbitz clean

by toiletmouth September 4, 2010

SSDF

Same Shit Different Faces

can also be: S.S.D.F.

You: Oh Boy! Now that Obama is President, things will all change, it will be glorious!

Me: SSDF

by Skwerlly Bob January 20, 2009