Squit Tosh

To describe some one who doesn't know what they're doing and is very weird

You're a squit tosh!

by UwU furry July 22, 2019

squit whistle

when you cum in a straw a shoot it at someone

you dude i cant believe you squit whistled that girl.

this girl at MC Donald's was so rude the other day so i squit whistled her

by K - OUT January 4, 2018

Squits

The sudden urge to go to the bathroom after a fart, only to find that only a few splashes of diarrhoea begin oozing from your rectum as you feel 'clogged up'....

"I think that chicken was undercooked, I've been feeling funny but I think I've just had the squits."

by M3ga Bea5t September 20, 2020

Squit

The action of standing with your arms out and bent. *trying to look tough*

Zoey was squitting in her kitchen
Or
Abby squit all the time

by anonymous August 25, 2021

Squit

To abruptly have meant quit, but in the moment of passion a slur occurs producing the beautiful and somehow better sounding word for the occasion....SQUIT!

I told you to squit what you’re doing! Or I will make you squit!

by Big red 1428 March 30, 2023

sicks and squits

when. following food poisoning, the "food" exits both ends

I was so ill with the sicks and squits that I had to hold a bowl on my lap to catch the vomit when I was having a dump

by snigger67 July 24, 2017

Squitting

When one squirts shit out of their ass while simultaneously cumming plentiful load.

“ I was squitting so hard last night I woke up covered in a lot of brown liquid “

“ Man that guy I was out with last can can really squit! “

by Fartteheedoyoy July 19, 2025