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The Spleen

An Irish red-haired person who slacks at everything they do. They are failures and have an annoying laugh. They are extremely aggresive and violent so stay away from them. They are creepers.
Glenn Taylor beat up a hippie going to work and got fired and The Spleen died
by Peyton Manning March 6, 2009
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MY SPLEEN!!!

A cry used when someone strikes you. It doesn't matter where you are struck; this expression is always appropriate to describe pain.
Freddy: "Whoa, that chick is HOTT!!!"
Teddy: "Dude, that's my mom!!!
*punches arm*
Freddy: "Ah, MY SPLEEN!!!"
by Lance's Buddy February 28, 2008
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Your spleen

The ultimate comeback to any "your mom" or "your face" jokes. It's power exceedes any other comeback and it can not be rivaled.
Tom: You suck ass!
Bill: Your mom sucks ass!
Tom: Well your mom's face sucks ass!
Bill: Your mom's face's spleen sucks ass!

*Tom gets served*
by clavis jotey November 9, 2004
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Ow my spleen

Ow my spleen
Ow my spleen
by Inquisitive Walnut July 3, 2019
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1)These are people who worshipped godly gods who required spleen jiuce to stay godly. See Also ilge.

2)not a proper subject for a history report/project/paper/test/essay/quiz/or anyother kind of assignment involving accurate information.
Man you are such a godly person who worships gods who require spleen juice to stay godly.
by Eric January 29, 2004
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green spleen

when two gay men are having titty sex and the one on top defecates a sloppy slimy feces mixture onto the other fags stomach and chest
by old nebronian May 24, 2018
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Pennsylvania spleen splitter

When two guys are having rough sex and one guy usually the dominant male jumps from the top of the couch or bed and inserts his penis into the other males rectum with so much force he punctures the guys spleen. He then proceeds to fill him with so much cum that his spleen splits open and cum and blood drip out of the asshole.
Did you hear that Jake’s in the hospital? Peter preformed the Pennsylvania spleen splitter on him at Seibers house!
by Billybobjakins March 6, 2026
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