sortadulting

Portmanteau of "sorta" and "adulting."

Sortadulting - When the KitchenAid is registered at the new address but the dog is not.

by RyegöngCrane March 29, 2017

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shorted out

What an ignorant person or dealership tech says the problem is when he or she does not have the mental capacity to properly diagnose an electrical problem in a vehicle. This conclusion is typically drawn after a tech plugs in a scan tool that does not tell him what the problem is and has no clue how to troubleshoot further.

I cannot figure out why your car won't start, something myst be shorted out

by estebansux September 29, 2011

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shorted

Kiwi term for shitting yah pants after losing bodily functions from drinking.

Fuck whats that noise? steves just passed out in the corner I think hes shorted too... dirty bastard.

by Andre Owen October 2, 2005

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snorted

meaning i did snort.
most commenly used meaning to snort coke , charlie and for the geeks.. cocaine :)

Awrite m8 got any coke left
naw man a snorted it aw
FUCK a need a line

by Wee Blacky January 25, 2007

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Shorted

When a Man walks into a restroom to find that the only urinal available is the short one.

When out at the bar it comes time to take a piss. When you go to the can you find out everyone else had the same idea as you and the short urinal is the only available. You've been Shorted.

by cityofvoltz December 28, 2010

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