sofist

A person that uses complicated arguments to win an argument.

Verb: Sofistry

Sofistry : 'But muuuuuum if I don't go to Emily's house then I will feel lonely and then I'll runaway and never come home and if I am never at home I won't ever be here for family nights on Friday nights anyway! So you should just let me go tonight and I'll only miss one Friday night, not all of them. '

by moderndaymoi October 15, 2015

Shpiss

A bowel movment with the consistency of urine.

Also see: Shpissing(verb)

Ex1.

Man#1: I was just about to head over to karaoke night at the Half Baked Tator bar and grill when I shpissed myself in the kitchen. Yep, took a huge shpiss right there on the carpet.

Man#2: damn

by Gabby J. Johnson October 23, 2017

Sonish

A LITERAL FUCKING GOD WITH BEST FEATURES OF ANY HUMAN POSSIBLE. YOU WISH YOU HAD THIS NAME YOU WEAK LITTLE SHIT

BOW DOWN TO SONISH

by URSAVIOURRRR December 1, 2021

Sophistihip

Main Entry: Sophistihip
Pronunciation: So-fiss-teh-hip
Function: noun, adjective
Etymology: Compound of sophisticated and hip

Used to describe a blend of style and attitude which is both classically cultured, yet hip.

noun
Now that lad is a true sophistihip, I hope my daughter will marry him.

adjective
It's great she is not with a conservative prick or a clueless guy, you don't see too many sophistihip people like him around.

by Ron K & Dave A November 30, 2006

sonisphere

An absolutely INSANE festival which is touring around the summertime. Metallica, A7X and BFMV are among the headliners so its going to be awesome (:

www.sonispherefestival.com

"Hey, you got your tickets for Sonisphere yet?"
"OMG yeah, it's gonna fuckin' own!"

by rockout- March 15, 2009

Sophisticus

A Holiday where people dress up in fancy outfits and wear mustaches and Monocles. This holiday is held every June 15th.
It is often celebrated by drinking continually at pubs. its also known to be celebrated by going to the local strip club and talking as if sophisticated.

You: I say dear sir, let us celebrate Sophisticus.
Friend: Indubitably, old bean.

by Coausti October 16, 2011

Sophisticus

1. A holiday originating from a you tube fake holiday contest. To celebrate one dresses as dapper as possible (top hats, monocles, etc.) and spends the day acting like a snob and using a fork and knife at every meal regardless of the type of food. It is celebrated on the first Thursday in February.

Chairman: Sophisticus!
All: Hurrah!

by DarkTomatoGod March 4, 2012