Barefoot one sock bandit

A man who has one sock on his cock and none on his feet who wears a mask over his face and no other clothes. He steals the anal virginity of any poor soul that dares step foot in the Oneida varsity locker room.

Bryson Carinci: I was taking a shower and the barefoot one sock bandit came in and stole my anal virginity.
Zack Smithson: yo no way that happened to me last Tuesday and I think I’m gay now!

by Bailey Boyer September 30, 2021

shitty sock

When you have been short changed or generally pissed off by someone and you need to get back at them. You proceed to dump your load into a sock, preferably a large stretchy sock, then swing it around and slap the said person across their face.

The bitch stole all my money, she needs a shitty sock.

by phatmedia August 21, 2008

Crusty Sock

An old sock filled with so much dried semen it has become crusty, mainly found in teenage boys rooms.
Also might be filled with lotion

"Yo dude, while you were in the bathroom, I uh... um, found a crusty sock in your drawer"
"Shit I forgot about that!

by iheartthecregg September 22, 2020

Sock Flop

Post ejaculation into a condom aka sock, one slides it off the still engorged member and flops the saggy, wet condom upside the head of their partner. May be delivered in repeated in repetitive , back and forth flops against both sides of their face if desired.

I sock flopped Rachel real good last night. I had a full nut so it was wet smackin.

by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017

sockcucker

A common malapropism usually uttered by folks who are falling-down drunk and mean to use the term ‘cocksucker.’

Come over here you miserable sockcucker, I’ll kick your ass!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 19, 2021

Polish sock-drawer

A drawer containing numerous erotic sex toys such as dildos, anal beads, penis pumps, and lubricants. Though not necessary, recreational drugs are also common.

Dude, I went into my sister's room looking for some pot and I stumbled across her Polish sock-drawer. I can't believe her boyfriend needs a penis pump.

After we kicked my sister out of our mom's house we were packing her stuff and found her Polish sock-drawer.

by Rojo Cobertizo November 28, 2013

my lucky sock

the one thing i cant find

do you or do you now know where my lucky sock is, mom?

by the cooler penguin27 April 21, 2020