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Wake Some Snakes

"You look a little bent, rancher. You come to wake some snakes?" -Ben Wade / 3:10 to Yuma
by |SaltyJack| January 12, 2019
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venetian snares

1. Frankly incredible mash up of noise, jungle, shouting, breaks, unidentified breaking objects and Stevie Wonder on ketamine driving at 400mph down the M1 projectile vomiting to the sound of his own music played at 10 times the normal speed. Venetian Snares has managed to capture the essence of some of the world's most violent massacres and translate them into a whole funk collector's collection worth of number one break core hits! Absolutely imperative listening.

2. Simply put, the greatest electronic music artist ever, comparable to
Jesus Christ in skill, although in unrelated fields of work.

3. a.k.a. Aaron Funk
Venetian Snares!?! I'd be gay for that dude.
by anonymous May 4, 2004
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Wesley Snipes

I'm serious, Wesley Snipes really is the Blackest man alive.
by Ballysox May 4, 2006
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Severus Snape

The greasy haired, hook nosed potions master in Harry Potter that "loathes"...mostly everything. Mysterious, and has a haunting past. Was a death eater, but turned spy for Dumbledore and the Order Of the Pheonix.

In the sixth book, Snape murders Dumbledore.

In the seventh book, Snape shows Harry why he did it. Turns out he loved Harry's mother, Lily, and turned to Dumbledore for help when he found out Voldemort was going to kill her (and her son and husband). When Dumbledore has one year left to live he asks Snape to kill him in order to help others.
Dumbledore: But this is touching Severus, have you grown to care for the boy, after all?
Severus Snape: For him? Expecto Patronum!
(A silver doe patronus like Lily Potter's emits from Snape's wand.)
Dumbledore: After all this time?
Snape: Always

Lily Potter: Does it make a difference, being Muggleborn?
Snape hesistated. His black eyes, eager in the greenish gloom moved over the pale face, the dark red hair.
Snape: No, It doesn't make any difference.
by goddessgurl2012 October 5, 2007
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snakes with tits

Women. Especially those that leave you when the money runs out.
Rob: Did you hear that Laura dumped me?
Dave: No, why?
Rob: Probably had something to do with me losing my six figure income.
Dave: Fuckin' Women !
Rob: I think you mean "Snakes with tits!"
Dave: Exactly !
by Fav February 13, 2008
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motherfucking snakes on a motherfucking plane

The last thing that you will hear when you are being attacked by numerous snakes on a motherfucking plane. Also used as a term in which you are completely fed up with a problem that you have been dealing with.
Sam Jackson: I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on a motherfucking plane!
by Brickwell September 1, 2006
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just shapes and beats

A games about shapes and beats that somehow got humanized and sexualized.
Friend: Look up Just shapes and beats rule 34
Person: Who the hell makes porn of fucking shapes?
*googles*
Person: ok what the f u c k is this
by RainbowThePerson May 11, 2019
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