Snailing

When your horney girlfriend forgets how to be delicate whilst riding your face and unintensionally causes a moment of suffocation. Possibly involves some damaged cartilage.

"Freddy rolled into work on Monday with a spread nose and a smile on his face. Bill said 'What happened to you?' . 'Tina gave me a savage snailing last night. Worth it but'"

by J=star May 13, 2016

snail

a guy who can mount and slo-fuck a woman vaginally, without cumming himself, forever

That snail can get it on and hump her forever without cumming 'til dawn.

by Jake March 9, 2004

Snail

When you pre cum in your undies leaving a snail slime like mess

'OMG he's so hot he made me snail'

by Benbo swaggings June 11, 2016

snailing

Snailing, when you snail someone. First, you rotate your scrotum & balls to the top of your penis, so the upward-facing balls and penis looks like the shape of a snail. Then you drag it along the face of someone. Leaving a trail of smegma or sweat is optional.

I went snailing all over Devin's face last night after he passed out!

by DTemp December 11, 2008

snail

something that is not just cool, but increadably cool.

Man this flash class is so snail.

I know this definition is also snail.

by Mike Geddes September 9, 2003

snailing

A really slow moving car leaking out water and/or oil

Nick's snailing car will die before it gets to the body shop.

by Jujurocs May 12, 2008

Snail

Affectionate term for one's significant other. Particularly when said person is characteristically slow at doing things.
Term usually used by Fluff

"Come on snail, it's bed time."
Snail and fluff are the perfect match.

by 🐌♥️🐻 November 13, 2019