smhal

Shake My Head And Laugh

Jimmy: Dude, Jessica was all over me last night!
Bill: Yeah man I saw that. Did you hook up when you left early?
Jimmy: Naw
Bill: Then what did you do?
Jimmy: We just talked and cuddled
Bill: SMHAL

by FuCkYoUdUmBsHiT March 7, 2010

SMFDALI

(pronounced smuff-darley) Short for Suck My Fucking Dick And Like It. An extension of the abbreviation SMFD.

Boy: Hey bitch you wanna ride?
Girl: With you? No!
Boy: Hey bitch you're gonna SMFDALI.

by PozzaJ May 25, 2006

smhayda

Acronym for the phrase, "Shaking my head at your dumb ass"

Shortcut for people who are truly too stunned for words at another person's obvious total lack of intelligence where using smh or smmfh will not be adequate.

"Well, if all the kids in schools were trained how to shoot, there would be no more school shootings."

"smhayda"

by modans55 February 15, 2013

smhad

Suck my huge ass dick

Sir, could you spare a few coins for me? An act of kindness?
- Lmao no way, do i look rich? You can smhad

by People dn't hate me nor lik me May 21, 2016

smfh

Shaking my fucking head

Petra thought it would be funny to replace the artisinal vegan organic tempeh with regular supermarket tempeh for the dinner party later that evening since Roger's uppity post doc french literature cohort would be breaking gluten free bread with them and finishing the evening with a reading and critique. Last time, Camille, her arch nemesis, read her the riot act for not serving specifically vegan, organic, fair trade, Oregon tilth, kombucha-tinis. After seeing Petra's unbridled joy for doing such a dastardly deed, I was smfh.

by Mizby July 10, 2017

SMFH

"SO MUCH FUCKING HOMEWORK"

When your teacher assigns a ridiculous amount of homework, you rant by posting SMFH in your facebook status and/or AIM away message.

SMFH, FML.

by Han Yoon March 29, 2009

SMFH

An acronym for "Shaking My Fucking Head" .

Man, when Donald Trump became President, I was smfh.

by Schreib23 February 13, 2017