Smegma

Cheese found in the cliterous of the vagina or pussy cheese

I made a ham and smegma sandwich.

by NATHANALBA May 18, 2007

Smegma

It is infact a Large amount of fungus forming from the cream of a uncircumsized penis.

Sonia doesn't know what a smegma really is, so I had to help her.

by You want to know April 21, 2006

smegma

(Smeg' muh)
Any whitish, unknown substance found on the human body

Originally used to define the white cheesy junk on the genitals the morning after sex.

When stuck on a guys schlong when he pees can make the stream go in multiple directions, none of which go into the toilet.

Tom: Whoa! Dude, you have smegma on your lip you fag!
Chris: you trippin' dawg, I just ate some vanilla ice cream.

by Angry Waiter March 7, 2007

smegma

The crusty residue that collects on the opening of a ketchup bottle when the cap is put on without wiping the tip of the bottle first.

"watch out for ketchup cop when she sees the smegma on the bottle, she will probably go gretchen on you."

by hoosier daddy July 11, 2006

smegma

The name of Dr. Colon's dwarf assistant in Charles Rodrigues' classic "Dr. Colon's Monster" serialized in the National Lampoon in the '70s. Smegma mistakenly stole the brain of a homosexual cadaver which was subsequently installed in the Frankenstein-like monster.

"Smegma, you've stolen the brain of a bloody queer!"

by Dr Dave September 5, 2008

Smegma

A nickname for anyone by the name of Megan.

Hey Smegma you dirty tramp, what are we going to do today?

by NO REALLY STOP PISSING ME OFF October 21, 2010

Smegma

skin and other shit found between the foreskin and shaft of the penis

EW, i have bare smegma bruh

by Dickhead Steve January 17, 2015