Smawesome-Glooking

Smart. Awesome. AND, Good Looking. A coolness extreme. All encompassing greatness. A rarity among the human race.

"Describe yourself in one word." -Teacher
"Smawesome-Glooking!" -Student
"What??!!" -Teacher

"Simple words are for imbeciles." -Student

by Always_Emily_ September 17, 2012

Stapes

an alcoholic Irish drink that guarantees to have the drinker drunk within three sips.

Sip One:
"Hmm. Johnny, this Stapes is good."

Sip Two:
"Johnny, boy, where did you get this, this.. what is this?"

Sip three:
"Johnny! Johnny, I - I think I LOVE you!" ... falls off chair

by proudto beirishman September 1, 2009

Wang Shapes

A random set of shapes made using a penis!!! Very difficult to do with an erection!!! Better to make them when its floppy lol!!!

Hey guys, do you want to see some cool wang shapes!!!

by Jon. B June 9, 2007

stapes

Manchester Slang for chewed chewing gum.

"Uh, Mark, you've a big wad of stapes stuck to your shoe, mate!"

by iamstapes September 1, 2009

stapes

A rare type of orange

"I love nectarines," Said Katie.
"Oh God, no," Said Anne in disagreement. "Stapes oranges are definitely my favourite.

by ilovefruit September 1, 2009

stapes

Leprechaun slang - extremely insulting leprechaun curse.

"YOU ARE A STAPES!"
"I'M GOING TO STEAL YOUR CROCK OF GOLD, ASSHOLE!"

*Scene from "The Life of A Leprechaun" by Patrick Barry

by leprtam September 1, 2009

Stapes

A large wart usually found on the left buttock. Makes it painful to sit. Caused by excessive lettuce consumption.

"Ow, my left buttock is really painful," Said Vanessa.
"It's your own fault." Said Niamh.
"What is?"
"I've bet you've got a Stapes."
"A WHAT?" Asked Vanessa, astounded.
"A large wart caused by excessive lettuce consumption. It's your own fault for eating like a rabbit."

by lettucce September 1, 2009