SMS

Sudden Messaging Syndrome. This debilitating disease begins shortly after receiving one's first moblie phone. The sufferer is completely unable to perform ordinary tasks or social activities. People with SMS typically can text very quickly, because they spend their whole day doing so. SMS can easily lead to becoming broke, since the phone bills SMS sufferers get can total into the thousands.

Greg: Why does Bob never go out anymore?
Tom: Aww, man! he's got SMS. :(

by ontheislandwhereyougo September 11, 2009

SMS

SMS is the abbreviation for the phrase "suck my sack."
This term was coined by BLACK1_0.

Tek: ooh, get tekt black!
Black: SMS

by MackinCheese October 23, 2014

sm;sm

When working in a team on a task (typicallly on git or another version control system, in the case of programming), "sm;sm" refers to the phrase "self merge; sue me", meaning to have forced new changes upon a group project without the approval of the rest of the team.

I've made a few changes that we need to get out immediately, sm;sm

by roastveg February 25, 2019

sm

Abbreviation for social media.

Girl 1: Did you see what Gloria posted on Facebook?
Girl 2: I don't get on sm.

by KingSJA98 June 9, 2016

sm

a short version of sex machine

-Hey, do you see Robin over there? He's a total sm. Every cutie in the town has tried him.

by rainy day today November 6, 2010

sm

Sex Machine (mostly used in chats)

- Hey, do you see Robin over there? He's a total sm.

by tingting44 November 5, 2010

SMS

An acronym for short message service, the thing that allows you to text on your phone.

Why would I waste breath with a stupid acronym like SMS when "text" is more concise?

by Colder September 29, 2011