Sarcasm Dragon

One who frequently uses sarcasm.

Person A: Hey how is that sammich brah?

Person B: Oh, just great, I LOVE moldy cheese.

Person A: You don't have to be a Sarcasm Dragon man...

by Webster now October 7, 2010

Lieutenant Sarcasm

The person you temporarily become after thanking Captain Obvious.

*People are looking at a burning building*

Person 1: Whoa, guys, look! It's on fire!
Person 2: Thank you, Captain Obvious!
Person 1: You're welcome, Lieutenant Sarcasm.

by smileyface3 January 14, 2010

sarcasm flag

(n) any device indicated purely literally, by a change in vocal tone, by a motion, or by an actual tangible object (e.g. a flag) that denotes that the statement(s) made were done so sarcastically and not to be taken literally, often used retrospectively where the notion of sarcasm was lost due to medium of communication or ignorance on behalf of the listeners

I should have raised my sarcasm flag when I told him that he should sleep with my girlfriend.

by nopain00 April 28, 2006

Sarcastatistics

The measures of a particular person or group's amount of sarcasm over an extended period of time.

A combination of "sarcasm" and "statistics".

Person1: Dude, did you see how sarcastic that guy was?
Person2: Yeah, his sarcastatistics must be through the roof.

by InoxFY August 7, 2010

Sarcasswhole

That little @#$&&# at work that is the perfect mixture of asshole and a sarcastic twit that makes you want to snap his head off his body and slam it into the ground like a pumpkin.

Rod was a " Sarcasswhole " all morning, so we cleaned his clock.

by Plumbcrazydeano March 4, 2014

sarcastic sounds

a childless dilf who also makes songs or something

p1: “hey man, do you know sarcastic sounds?”
p2: “is he that bitch that won’t get off of my tiktok fyp?”
p1: yup. gotta love him.

by ratturtleneck July 4, 2021

anti sarcasm

The opposite of sarcasm; being completely serious and taking what others say ironically as being completely serious. Often used to comedic effect or as a defense against sarcasm.

"I'm okay. Don't mind the gaping wound and the sword protruding from my back. I'm fine. Feel like a million fucking bucks, dammit." (Sarcasm)

"Oh, good. I was worried for a moment." (Anti sarcasm)

by mrme97 September 12, 2014