Skyrim

A blood-seal contract which sells your soul to the Bethesda Cult.
The contract takes away your need to do anything, including eating and sleep.

"Quest??! I'm already on a quest!!" Shrek-A very intense Skyrim player

by LadyMiraak May 12, 2018

Skyrim

Skyrim is cool. That Is All

Skyrim

by GordonRamsayEatsKids17 February 28, 2019

Skyrim

The reason you stay up 24/7

Its skyrim! the best game in the world!

by Mydogesue April 18, 2019

Skyrim

The game from the early twenty tens that wasn't as good as it's predecessors but got an Alexa release instead of making better games because money

Skyrim Creators during Alexa release: You are the 7thborn

by HoonDingalicious March 31, 2020

Skyrim

Far Cry 3… with swords

Guy 1:I’ve never played Skyrim
Guy2: the fuck? Have you played far cry 3?
Guy 1: hell yeah!
Guy 2: it’s like that, with swords

by Gingerbreadbedhead January 21, 2022

Skyrim

The only game where you can be a cat person, but not a furry at the same time.

"I'm addicted to Skyrim."

by I am ur bio mom January 20, 2023

Skyrim

When an individual performs a rim job to another individual while skydiving or base jumping.

guy 1: "dude I totally skyrimmed this chick last night"
guy 2: "really? Did you sexually transmit jet lag?"

by everydayimskyrimmin November 2, 2011