Simi Valley

- Meth capitol of the world
- KKK capitol of the US
- Where all the girls are down.
- Filled with Bros and Brohoes
- Their Football team never wins
- School with the most STDs
- Also known as slimy valley

Guy1: Hey, i this girl thinks your hot. You down?
Guy2: Yea for sure. Where she from?
Guy1: ...Simi Valley
Guy2: Awh FUCK THAT.

by cleantofrontsquat December 29, 2009

Simi Valley Showdown

Recognizing Simi Valley as the porn capital we came up with this. This requires 2 men staring each other straight in the eye while masturbating simultaneously. The "winner" would be the person to complete the task first. Looking down is strictly forbidden!

What do you say we settle this dispute with a good ole fashioned Simi Valley Showdown?

He got the role fair and square after he won the Simi Valley Showdown.

by GetCrunk88 January 31, 2010

simi valley high school

A big school full of fake bitches.

Well come to Simi Valley high school where everyone gets fucked over

by Nioop September 11, 2019

Simi Valley Rap

The rap scene located out of Simi Valley, California. It kind of sucks. The main subject matter is girls, especially ones named Zeina. “Naali keep it real” and “They Stan Mateo” on SoundCloud pioneered the genre

Did you hear Cart by They Stan Mateo? It’s a highlight of Simi Valley Rap

by hubsta May 24, 2022

simi

name for the fugliest person you’ve ever seen, doesn’t shower and u can see the fumes coming off of her

person: ew gross what is that smell
friend: that’s simi

by chinchila October 24, 2023

Simi

Books are like true friends

keep the good ones close to you Simi

by halfdsadf October 24, 2018

Simi

The guy that you're madly in love with.
He is super hot and nice.
The world doesn't deserve someone as amazing as a simi

Hey,have you met this incredible guy?he's a simi.

by Chayimushkibeepbeep January 26, 2021