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Shaniqua

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VERY IMPORTANT

There was once a girl. Her name was shaniqua. She was very enthusiastic. But sadly, she died. Of arthritis…stage chicken pox💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Only allah could save her. But he didn’t. She was very upset😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
TOMORROW NIGHT AT 12 NOON say “I love chicken pox” 50 times to trigger her soul. Then she will come back with narendra trump to haunt you BUT DO NOT BE SCARED MY FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!😁😁😁😁😁😁👹👹👹👹👹
You must exorcism her spirit and save our nation.

Just follow these simple instroctions and you will save the world😈

1. Lock yourself in the bathroom(use the toilet if necessary)

2. Take your soap and shove it down your throat.(try not to die)

3. Scream ‘sharpener shrapner’ very loud!

4. And then do sukhasana but be careful… this is when she will appear.

5. She will give you illusion and hypotenuse you but DO NOT BE AFRD😡

6. Last step…… most imp one!!!!
Proceed to excrete and then narendra trump will bash into your bathroom and bang shaniqua ⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️👹⬇️

CONFRATS!!!! You have saved the world…..SEND THIS TO 70 FRIENDS..NO GROUPCHATS!!!!!!! OR ELSE SHANIQUA WILL COME AND HAUNT YOUR FATHER👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭⬆️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️
Person 1 - I’m depressed

Person 2 - Girl how?! You just gotta live laugh shaniqua!!!
Both - SHANIQUASHANIQUASHANIQUASHANIQUASHANIQU
by shaniqua mehboob March 23, 2023
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Shaniqua

Anyone who Lilly feels like calling it, normally said in “wag1 shaniqua”
Wag1 shaniqua pussyclart
by Lillyshaniqua January 30, 2024
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Shaniqua

She’s just a lizard
Shaniqua you’re a lizard
by RobatoArubuezu November 24, 2021
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Shaniqua

Really nice person. But bad movie taste. She laughs all the time. Good body. dark hair and eyes. Just wears black or white.
Oh you just spilled your tomtato soup all over you what a typical Shaniqua
by Luserr November 21, 2021
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Shaniqua

Terp lingo: A Shaniqua is a middle-aged lady of color that works as a telemarketer or in any call center gig that usually has an attitude towards the people she services, especially if she has to use an interpreter.
Comparable to: Karen
Variations: Shanicua, Janicua, Yaniqua, Janiqua, Yani.
Terp1: How was your shift today?
Terp2: Meh, I had loads of Shaniquas bossing around.
by SpanishTerp February 4, 2025
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