Shred Life

A life in which you do what you love and love what you do; a willingness to completely dedicate yourself to your activities for the sake of the shred.

I live the shred life when I hit the road with my band and when I ace all my classes in college.

by Kelen Keller August 28, 2010

Shrekxy

Possessing the irresistible sex appeal of Shrek.

With his facial mask, Kit is downright Shrekxy!

by KYJelly, L-Dragon, DJ Bloody K August 26, 2013

Shrexual assault

The act of forcefully exhibiting pictures of Shrek to someone without their consent. For example, sending pictures of Shrek to a stranger’s phone via Airdrop.

“I fell victim to Shrexual assault last week while on the bus ride home—this guy wouldn’t stop Airdropping me pictures of Shrek.”

by Manny223 October 5, 2019

Shred Ass

To make love

Tom: John, did you finally shred ass with Veronica last week?

John: Yeah!

Tom: Congrats! I knew you'd shred ass eventually.

by Perrier August 1, 2018

Shrexual

Having a strong feeling of lust towards ogres mainly the ones from Shrek

“Omg she’s so bi shrexual she’s jerking off to Shrek AND Fiona”

by Ellyisadaddie May 21, 2018

Shreksuality

Having a sexual affinity and devotion for Shrek. Believes that Shrek is love and that Shrek is life. They may make their family members jealous for their devotion and love for Shrek. Age can vary around nine or above.

Do you study Shreksuality?

I heard Don was a Shreksual.

by Ourlordgaben February 1, 2014

Shrenos

Basically it is Shrek with the power of Thanos and the infinite Gauntlet, Ultimate meme. For you normies who have not seen the epic battle of Shaggy and Moto Moto against Shrenos, you are definitely missing out. Shrenos is an ultimate being and entity with a power greater than big chungus, but cannot quite reach Shaggys 5% power. Shrenos' infinite stones on his gauntlet are actually Shaggys old kidney stones. Shrenos uses his double light saber to absorb the power of his enemies mid fight. Shrenos is an unstoppable force if it were not for Shaggy. *Unknown Special Attack* "To be continued"

Shrenos: If it were not for the training of Matt from Wii Sports, I would not have achieved this level beyond GOD
Shaggy: Like, not bad Shrenos man , you made me use (insert voice crack) 5% of my power
Shrenos: Veronica took the kids. I don't know what child support is, but it sounds *EPIC*

by KingtoaGod March 11, 2019