shoulder kink

A type of sexual attraction towards a man or woman's shoulders. One with a shoulder kink likes broad shoulders and is turned on by someone with said shoulders.

1: Man, did you see Tom yesterday?
2: Yeah, his shoulders arw hot.
1: Do you have a shoulder kink?
2: Maybe.

by KenjiMatsu October 29, 2017

shoal

foul, nasty, railer
Canonized in Carpinteria, CA

Sha, his bathroom smells so shoal

by shish August 31, 2004

Should This Be Added To The Urban Dictionary

Should This Be Added To The Urban Dictionary

Should This Be Added To The Urban Dictionary

by BlueStripes March 14, 2019

I like your shoelaces

A phrase used by Tumblr users to detect another Tumblr user in the real world. Appropriate response is "Thanks, I stole them from the president!"

(Tumblr user out in public)
"I like your shoelaces"
(The respondent that is also a Tumblr User)
"Thanks, I stole them from the president!"

by Whovian-classicrock-fandom November 16, 2012

Shoulder Padding

When two friends gently rest their cocks(2) and balls(4) upon the shoulder of a roommate's girlfriend. She must gaze foward at all times as for it not to be constituted as cheating.

I am appalled that Mike and Mike were "Shoulder Padding" Amber last night, exclaimed Marc.

Yeah man, talk about a low blow on her part.

by Kaaron Rodgers January 22, 2011

should of

What idiots say instead of should have. It makes most people want to stab the offender to death.

"I should have not said "should of", becuase after I did I got a screwdriver to the face."

by Uller July 4, 2005

I should be doing homework

Hello! You're most likely procrastinating right now. I can imagine that big pile of homework sitting next to you that is all due tomorrow. I would tell you to stop browsing urban dictionary but I know you won't listen. Good luck, you'll need a lot of it.

P.S. Faking sick can sometimes be a good excuse and can give you an extra day to complete that homework that I know you probably wont do today.

I should be doing homework.

by Kittykat10001 February 21, 2019