Shandyquaffer

A word used to accuse someone of having a desire to quaff (drink) large volumes of shandy instead of drinking proper beer with the lads. It basically is a more descriptive way of calling out a friend for behaving in a lightweight manner.

Ian said that he couldn’t go out with the lads to the match because he is staying at home to tidy the content in his shed. What a Shandyquaffer!

by Shaymen_x April 30, 2022

Tandy Shandy

A mixed drink consisting of a beer (typically a lager) and a cola.

I call it the “Tandy Shandy”. One keeps you sharp, and the other’s… Well, the other’s a beer.

by Brahkolee March 23, 2023

bum shandy

Emptying a bottle of beer down a girls (or guys if you are that way inclined) ass, proceeding to have vigarous bumsex in said ass, and pulling out rather quickly, for the contents of beer to spray out all over the place.

I gave her the best bum shandy ever last night.

by sexifacator February 6, 2005

ham shandy

Masturbation,wanking,frigging off,spanking the monkey.

Whenever I am feeling randy
my only recourse is a good HAM SHANDY

by lowdown November 16, 2004

shmander

some little jewish kid who complains about every situation he is put into. he has family members identical to him. he is a pussyass jeep that he waxes with a diaper. hes also a homophobe

fuck you shmander, you like boys

by tim millz October 5, 2006

Topless Hand Shandy

A handjob from an attractive woman who happens to be simultaneously displaying her tits

"I'll give any bitch in this room a fiver for a topless hand shandy!"

by JehuLove March 2, 2010

power shandy

power shandy

double vodka bottle of smirnoff ice or any other alchopopthen topup with beer in a chilled glass.

by grum barker August 26, 2003