Shiver Syndrome

When someone hears a popping sound and they shiver. When they do this, their eyes look up, and they sperm. If they are female, they make a snail trail across their pants.

Dude, I was opening a wine bottle last night and I so had the Shiver Syndrome.

by Nick & Dan! November 15, 2011

Shiver me timbers

Something either an actual funny person would say, or a John would say and think he is world's best comedian

John:"oh it's an emo shiver me timbers"
Everyone else:stfu

by Light yagamis toes October 17, 2021

Shiver me Timbers

Pirate lingo meaning to masturbate

Arrr... tis a lonely night, perhaps i'll shiver me timbers.

by Cack December 23, 2004

Shiver me timbers

Suck my balls.

Hey babe, I like it when you shiver me timbers...

by ZuZu Blackstone September 5, 2011

shiver me timbers

Pirate lingo: To go about getting oneself laid.

I'm gonna go see Mindy tonight and shiver me timbers.

by Kuno May 21, 2005

Shiver Bone

Another word for the male boner.

Oh yeah baby, rub my shiver bone.

by Grazing on the shiverbone December 22, 2008

Shiver me timber

From olden days when pirates visited the olde inns and requested the service of prostitutes. The actual term means ‘rapidly stroke my hard penis’. Rapidly stroking like a shiver and hard penis or ‘wood’. Wood also known as timber.

Here young whore I’d like you to shiver me timber for a fair price.

by Gateboy March 5, 2018