Shiternet

a type of internet that will make your nose hair go on fire, it matches the all mighty shitty koy hotbox computer. it's basically a bad internet. made by the famous and most gorgeous man on planet earth. GIR OF THE GOKU! fucking end it this is our existence

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Shiternet is bad

by SnukVA January 1, 2021

Shitter's Polio

When you have sat on the toilet too long and your legs go numb. When you get up to walk away, you walk away like a Polio survivor.

Cory: Dude I was shitting so long I almost fell asleep.

Kevin: Man, that's horrible!

Cory: Nah, the worst of it, I came out like I had Shitter's Polio.

by souperpig November 4, 2009

Stream Shitter

(n): a hiker who doesn't care how their bad behavior affects the hikers behind them.

Example:
"That hotel isn't very friendly to hikers."
"Yeah, they had to deal with a lot of Stream Shitters earlier in the season."

by UnoriginalLogin April 14, 2017

Six Shitter

Definition A: A zip gun built using parts from a septic tank. Uses a cylinder fed system like a typical revolver. The name comes from the video "Chuck kills a bottle cap" on youtube.

Definition B: A word that FBI agents and SWAT team members use to describe a revolver found in a toilet bowl or tank, usually in an attempt to flush or hide the gun during a raid on someone's residence.

Example A: "Bob is back to building six shitters in his basement. Doesn't he know the feds are onto his whole operation?"

Example B:"Hank is our new agent of the month. He siezed 3 six shitters during the raid on Hector's traphouse last week."

by Littypill98 April 12, 2021

shitty shit shitter

A garble of words to say when you are trying too hard to insult someone.

You're just a---friken shitty shit shitter, goddammit.

by Nubscrubadubdub May 24, 2016

Shiternet

A crappy internet connection, slow, bad, faulty, inconsistent, etc.

Man that guy keeps disconnecting and has such slow downloads, the shiternet is obviously there

by Teh_Muffinatorz December 3, 2009

left handed smoke shifter

A combination of snipe hunting and to be given the runaround. Part of the phrase, " Go find me a left handed smoke shifter" This is to be said to one of the more gullible members of the group. That member is then sent on a fool's errand, running from campsite to campsite as the people at each campsite tell him, " No we don't have one, but I heard so and so has one." In other words; something that doesn't exist that is used to send someone on a fool's errand.

My older brother told me to get the "Biggie does Bach" CD. Turns out it was a left handed smoke shifter.

by Andrew C October 17, 2005