A kind of stink insect. Shield bugs have glands in their thorax which produce a polluted liquid (semen). This liquid is used to ruin purity and virginity in female primates. The face of the shield bug is made of plaster of Paris, and has no known function. Bandages impregnated with shield bug larva have zero added medicinal benefit and may retard healing processes. However, smearing shield bug antennae onto knuckles is an effective treatment for peripheral nerve damage.
Shield bugs have also been used to smuggle cocaine across the Mexico-U.S. border. Cocaine powder is mixed with shield bug ejaculant and sculpted. On May 12, 2009, a 7.6 pound crucifix cocaine sculpture was affixed to the back of a shield bug and successfully transported across the border.
The shield bug skin is sometimes worn in Boxborough, PA as a dress shirt for less casual occasions.
Shield bugs have also been used to smuggle cocaine across the Mexico-U.S. border. Cocaine powder is mixed with shield bug ejaculant and sculpted. On May 12, 2009, a 7.6 pound crucifix cocaine sculpture was affixed to the back of a shield bug and successfully transported across the border.
The shield bug skin is sometimes worn in Boxborough, PA as a dress shirt for less casual occasions.
As Dean attempted to squeeze into a pair of 28W slimmer-leg jeans, he hopped backwards and unintentionally smashed a fucking shield bug into the granite floor.
Marge: “Hey Joe, look at that shield bug!”
Joe: “Prick.”
Haggs was considered a major player, until a shield bug finger fucked his fiancée.
Marge: “Hey Joe, look at that shield bug!”
Joe: “Prick.”
Haggs was considered a major player, until a shield bug finger fucked his fiancée.
by Shawn Fennerty March 9, 2011
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by Anonymousnigga1218 March 24, 2022
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by JizzySpunkbubbles March 13, 2012
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Ex. of the "I/O shield blood sacrifice"
Man: I was about to throw the whole tower against the wall! I felt like such an idiot. The IO shield is evil and requires a blood sacrifice!
Friend: It really is. I did a case transplant on Friday and it took blood even just for being moved from one case to another.
Man: I was about to throw the whole tower against the wall! I felt like such an idiot. The IO shield is evil and requires a blood sacrifice!
Friend: It really is. I did a case transplant on Friday and it took blood even just for being moved from one case to another.
by TheNightAngel June 5, 2013
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by Jizaay August 11, 2003
Get the shieet mug.The art of switching urinals mid flow. Applying a stop/start system.
Origins;
Thee Ryan Shields made an emergency urinal shuffle owing to the danger of an over flow.
Location of origin; Harvester bar and restaurant, Queensway , Lytham St. Anne's-on-the-Sea.
Current record - 16 shuffles
Origins;
Thee Ryan Shields made an emergency urinal shuffle owing to the danger of an over flow.
Location of origin; Harvester bar and restaurant, Queensway , Lytham St. Anne's-on-the-Sea.
Current record - 16 shuffles
"Guys I just did my first Shields Shuffle".
*Everyone claps, cheers or sheds a tear.
Some start to hit themselves with inflatable hammers.*
*Everyone claps, cheers or sheds a tear.
Some start to hit themselves with inflatable hammers.*
by The Chaps March 20, 2014
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