Wacking Off In My Tool Shed

Addictive behaviour conducted in demeaning and surreptitious circumstances.

(On finding a dieting woman wolfing ice cream right out of the bucket while standing in front of the freezer at 2 am): "Are you whacking off in the tool shed again?"

by Master of Procrastination April 10, 2003

Shedded

To get extremely drunk and forget/lose everything.

He got shedded last night: He lost his keys, phone and dignity and ended up having to sleep in the shed until his girlfriend got home.

by HTEsser December 23, 2014

not the sharpest tool in the shed

A gentle way to say that someone is just unintelligent.

-Danny failed his third test this week.
-Well, he's not not the sharpest tool in the shed, you know.

by Golan September 23, 2005

Shed Gang

A secret society at the University of St Andrews. Rumored to operate out of the local shed.

J: Hey man, my buddy from Dundee's coming over Friday. Shed gang ?

Q: Fuck ya 🅱oi Shed gang , whole lotta shed shit

by Jewish Lightning October 2, 2018

take em behind the shed

To drag something behind a wooden shed to be put out of its misery by shooting it with a gun.

They should take that rapist and take em behind the shed.

by mwfitz August 2, 2014

shed my skin

To lose one's old ways; To become a changed man or woman

I am not the old me anymore, I've shed my skin

by superchargedfury June 7, 2016

Shedrat

Someone who lives in a shed;Flirts with many girls while dating someone;Thinks their hott stuff,but their not;Acts like a thug,but is really whiter than sour cream;Names all the girls he wishes he could be with after some kind of candy.

Casey was asked to describe himself in one word, so he said unique, but two girls that heard him say this yelled "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?,HE'S A SHEDRAT!"

by MD.JM(: April 12, 2008