Paul: That is a bad muthafucka. He got a shit load of pipe too.
Ronnie: That mothafucka's a Staff Sergeant dawg.
Ronnie: That mothafucka's a Staff Sergeant dawg.
by Michael Allen August 6, 2006

a sex position; when the chick is doing pull-ups while you screw her standing up, while continually yelling at her lazy ass like a drill sergeant would.
by The_Godfather 72 May 1, 2006

by Genieme February 1, 2018

Response to the famous insult "Captain Obvious" to which the person to whom is called Captain Obvious retorts by calling the other person "Sergeant Smartass"
"Oh man It's raining outside"
"Thank you for the weather report Captain Obvious!"
"You're Welcome Sergeant Smartass!"
"Thank you for the weather report Captain Obvious!"
"You're Welcome Sergeant Smartass!"
by Fingolfin Nolofinwe July 25, 2020

Ayo! I can’t make it I’m going to catch up with Sergeant Slaughter I need to give her what she wants and honestly I need some or her head game because it’s A-1
by King Renzo June 12, 2021

Sorry I'm late for work, but I had to go to the chemist and buy a litre of Visine; my jerk boyfriend gave me a Sergeant Twinkle this morning.
by Mogle January 5, 2009

Sergeant Major is a USMC rank. Once a soldier gets promoted to that rank, the person automatically believes he is great, awesome and sexy and will tell motherfuckers to shut the fuck up because he believes he is granted the power to do so.
“Hey Vegan, Shut the fuck up”
“Shut the fuck up before i make you run laps”
“IS THIS HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SERGEANT MAJOR?”
“Shut the fuck up before i make you run laps”
“IS THIS HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SERGEANT MAJOR?”
by Totally not D. Vegan May 9, 2020
